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<p dir="auto"><strong>BennyMuso82</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 05:49 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it.<br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
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<p dir="auto">What did your mom do after.<br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92656</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92656</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>sheetsadam1</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 12:27 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">My mom. But I went to the restroom alone during the service and left my clothes there lol<br />
Draft Barron Trump</p>
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<p dir="auto">Were you with your parents.<br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
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<p dir="auto">No. I was only like five or six. There is this sort of country-adjacent comedic singer in the US named Ray Stevens and my grandpa had a VHS tape with all of his music videos on it, including this one:<br />
?si=X5tN6yakd1Ii39US<br />
Apparently I, as a small kid, thought it was hilarious and got it into my head that I would try to replicate the video the next time I was in public, which just so happened to be at church <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":joy:" alt="😂" /><br />
Draft Barron Trump</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92653</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92653</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>BennyMuso82</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 10:38 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Was it a dare.<br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
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<p dir="auto">Went streaking in church. I swear I'm not making it up <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":joy:" alt="😂" /><br />
Draft Barron Trump</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92651</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92651</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Corwin</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 07:01 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Public Enemy.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92650</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92650</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>/.ㅤ</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 06:38 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">You're officially Canada's biggest criminal.<br />
My password is password.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92649</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92649</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Corwin</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:28 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Pressed the red emergency button at the top of an escalator in a big department store.<br />
It stopped. The people on it lurched forward. An old man who caught me doing it laughed.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Did it have a rosewood fretboard or maple?</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92647</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92647</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Hepocles</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 01:16 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar<br />
Alba gu bràth</p>
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<p dir="auto">You win that round!</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92645</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92645</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>BennyMuso82</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:17 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">This happened last week. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f603.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smiley" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":smiley:" alt="😃" /><br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92644</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92644</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>NZer</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:14 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Me too!</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92643</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92643</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>BennyMuso82</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:08 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">We call that knocka door run here and we got caught and marched home for a telling off.<br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92642</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92642</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>NZer</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:49 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Knock on doors and run away.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92641</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92641</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>BennyMuso82</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:07 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">All good fun.<br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92640</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92640</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>soapbox original gangster</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:46 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">shoplifted, vandalism, fires</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92639</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92639</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:56 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:" alt="🤣" /> <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:" alt="🤣" /> <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:" alt="🤣" /><br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92638</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92638</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Masher</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:48 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">She’s pink on the inside, <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f445.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--tongue" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":tongue:" alt="👅" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92637</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92637</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>BennyMuso82</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:19 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I thought you were white. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:" alt="🤣" /><br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92636</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92636</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>azn_2</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:15 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I made wheit nerdy kids like you cry just like I do today.<br />
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior" rel="nofollow ugc">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92635</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92635</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:55 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">The straight CIA line.<br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92634</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/92634</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:43:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>BennyMuso82</strong> — <em>10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:01 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I didn't think the CIA employed toddler's.<br />
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture</p>
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