well he wasnt a bum until she fleeced him. you ladies are brutal!
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First she landed on her bum and then she landed on her foot.

well…she dresses very nicely too…probably not living in squaller…sounds like she landed on her feet…foot…you get what i mean
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And then the money she gets off the rich old men goes towards saving animals so it sounds ok to me

she keeps her predatory behavior strictly within the confines of lonely old rich men lol!
too soon?
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Doesn't make up for being a one-legged freak.
My password is password.

that one legged exwife of his
Now she is vegan and has done even more for the animals

ha ha! i never listened to her…but you started it
i had to google that line tho…so im good with calling it quits

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Omg stop it, I went though a phase a while back where I kept waking up with Avril Lavigne songs in my head and it was seriously annoying

it was all of her friends that Stuck up their nose…
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
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A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

Maybe he didn’t take it so well when she said see ya later boi

id be looking seriously at that skaterboy!
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Yes I don’t know the story behind it but it’s so random

i mean you could at least see the need to fake paul…but avril? the skaterboy chick?
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Yes I know and I know about the conspiracy theory but when I read the thread title I thought it meant he has just died
There’s a similar theory about Avril Lavigne. People be mental.

the doc covered that…they found a reasonable facsimile and did a whole buncha plastic surgery. seriously…not making this up lol
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For that conspiracy, I prefer the explanation in
Bubba Ho-Tep

once rolling stone had a painting of elvis having a heart attack on the commode…i need to find that pic!
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The throne room

lol i have totally heard that! i believe a color television was installed as well.
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I'm not sure how accurate it is… Could just be the family trying to make the situation look better. But I've heard that that may not be true. Apparently he had chairs and a TV and everything in the bathroom and would hang out there all the time
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kinda gives a whole new spin on him dying while dropping a deuce
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Elvis. He's still alive. It was his twin brother who died
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If Paul is dead, who is the identical impostor?