What didn't The Bloodhound Gang say best?
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In?
Well I think The Bloodhound Gang said it best.
ME.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Tits and pussy.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Kindness, intelligence, good sense of humor.
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any sign of desperation i can prey on.

I begged you to take me to the opthamologist.

How else am I supposed to keep the rapists away?

Intercourse with you would result in conjunctivitis.

Respect. Shows you have the basic attitude to have a successful relationship.
But you might want to add "bathes regularly."

I couldn't care less as long as he doesn't drink alcohol daily and doesn't snore. I get along with most people. I cannot cope with a snorer tho. They can sleep walk, grind their teeth, chatter to themselves, fling their arms and legs about, but if they snore they are gawwwwwn.

Good communication
Emotional understanding and connection
A good balance of maturity and immaturity
Affectionate behavior without being overwhelmingly needy (like sometimes "parallel play" is nice)
Creativity
Compassion and empathy
Physically, mostly just a face that appeals to me that will look good to me even in their old age, but the physical isn't that important to me. I've become more attracted to people who aren't necessarily my physical preference because they attracted me with who they are as a whole. I guess I can list some preferences:
Big eyes, especially if they're hazel
Dimples
Feminine hands
Either punky hair, dark hair, or red hair
(Not as into blondes)
A cute amount of chubbiness
Noses with character (like the ones on middle eastern or Italian women)
I may feel like listing off more stuff later.

Huge tracts of land

LivingDeadBoy️

Playful, intelligent, open minded, kind, doesn't want kids.
Attractive face, not obese or noticably overweight.
Fidelio♟️

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A tucked up penis, lactating pectorals, pink hair, and autism.
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You should hook up with sheetsadam

I like women who are a little trashy. Bonus points if they have a penis.
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First thing is making sure they aren't a Republican. Most women are to be intelligent enough not to be, but you can't take the risk of ending up with some retarded psycho whore like MTG or Boob-ert.
Next would be common interests and intelligence. My past few girlfriends and I have bonded over similar tastes in music and literature, for instance.
The women I've dated have mostly had little in common physically. I do have a preference for redheads and like big tits, but my current crush has neither. A nice smile is probably the one commonality between all of them.
Draft Barron Trump

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence, if she doesn’t have that… she’s mine