Get a 14 year old kid to do it.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

I have $220 in Microsoft Store Credit? I only started using the Rewards program less than a year ago. That’s crazy!
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

False. You can get a Microsoft Store card for 95,000 points if you’re a level 2 member, so you have roughly $220 in Microsoft Store credit. That might not be quite enough for a PC on its own, but you have more options than you realize.
My password is password.

I have a grand total of 208,898 Microsoft Rewards points, which is barely anything. That’s like $20.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

It’s annoying, but you have to give it time. An alternative would be that you could bank up those Microsoft points, and purchase a laptop. Or… you could exchange those points for a mobile device, and that’ll give you access to remote play. How many points do you have?
My password is password.

It's funny you mention lagging because I was on the nin store last night and it was laggy af and I've never lagged on my switch ever.

I fixed it by waiting out the reset. I had to set it as a new PC, and it finally erased McAfee and Norton from my laptop. Those two bits of software caused it to crash.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

That's Orson obviously, and yes, he's ****faced drunk.
My password is password.

I know this is a fake account but I can't tell how you did it.
clever girl
@nimda
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A wee sniff of the barmaid's apron as you Scotch folk might say never did anyone any harm!

I think you are still drunk, bents
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You can spike my CPU any time you like you naughty, naughty man.
Are you generally good with your hands?

Do you mean the CPU is spiking? Sounds like something else is taking up your resources
If you are on Windows, have a look at your task manager to see what is going on
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