ShootHimKurt — 17 years ago(September 25, 2008 07:09 PM)

outhouse!! Blinking heck! Did you see the size of him when he was swimming in the first episode of By Any Means? He's HUGE, man. Not fat - I don't mean fat. He's just so BROAD. And solid with it. And (no offence Charley, but) it's obviously not all honed and toned from years of narcissistic iron-pumping. Just natural bulk. He looks like he could carry paving stones as though they were teatrays. He's a BIG BLOKE!! I don't fancy him particularly, but you can't help wondering what a bit of rough-and-tumble with a guy you can hardly get your arms round would be like. Fking brilliant I daresay. You'd need ropes and crampons to bite him all over. I can't wait to see the episode where he's covered in mud - phwoargh, lovely!!
Sorry, I think I'd better go and have a cold shower