What's funny is no one would ever introduce themselves to you irl. They wouldn't even look at you.
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Ricky Grant said...
Yes it was some Next vouchers wasn’t it. I bet that they bought poncy underwear with it!
I notice that I never see THEM down at the railway tracks!
Well they're students Ricky. Students don't hang around train tracks
If they're good students they probably don't even leave the house very often
You want college girls Ricky
Hair and make-up, astrology, dog walkers and that kind of stuff
Leave the philosophers to figure out that they are just a character in someone else's story and get angry about it
But maybe try and pull a couple of their friends before they figure it all out
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Yeah Bobby told me about that part Ricky. He gave them some vouchers for Christmas by way of making up for it (Without letting them know it was him and that Scottish guy throwing eggs at their house).
I told him that they pay rent and probably don't even know what goes on around them but he felt quite bad about the whole thing and insisted on doing something to make them feel better.
A different girl is all Bobby needs. A different girl and to not think about that last one should make it all better
Yes it was some Next vouchers wasn’t it. I bet that they bought poncy underwear with it!
I notice that I never see THEM down at the railway tracks!

Ricky Grant said...
Well he went to her house and she wasn’t there (or wasn’t answering the door) so then he walked around Bobbytown all night and ended up in this little cafe drinking pot of tea after pot of tea with this stern looking man. Anyway me and Bobbinia were woken up by shouting during the early hours and we saw Bobby shouting at thin air telling it not to throw eggs at this house where some woke student geeks live! It was very funny, oooo it WAS comical.
Yeah Bobby told me about that part Ricky. He gave them some vouchers for Christmas by way of making up for it (Without letting them know it was him and that Scottish guy throwing eggs at their house).
I told him that they pay rent and probably don't even know what goes on around them but he felt quite bad about the whole thing and insisted on doing something to make them feel better.
A different girl is all Bobby needs. A different girl and to not think about that last one should make it all better
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Well he went to her house and she wasn’t there (or wasn’t answering the door) so then he walked around Bobbytown all night and ended up in this little cafe drinking pot of tea after pot of tea with this stern looking man. Anyway me and Bobbinia were woken up by shouting during the early hours and we saw Bobby shouting at thin air telling it not to throw eggs at this house where some woke student geeks live! It was very funny, oooo it WAS comical.

He didn't tell me about any odyssey Ricky
But matter of the heart are dangerous territory and so I don't press on them.
I'm just happy that there aren't children around. They always mess up a social dynamic
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No I don’t know why either. Did he tell you that he went on an odyssey afterwards? Yes he had to go on an odyssey in order to get over it.

Ah yes, I remember Bobby seeing that woman doing that thing with that man.
He seemed quite upset about the whole thing.
I don't know why
Best if you figure out the nature/nurture thing Ricky and stop that from being who you might become
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I just hope that I don’t feel the need to ring them up and stay silent…or look at them in secret through the window of their houses. I am Bobby’s spawn so it might be something that I end up doing myself at some point.
Anyway it served Bobby right when he went to look through one’s window once and she was manhandling that man!

Just hang out and enjoy their company Ricky. They came looking for you and so give them the show that they want
Just make sure you've got something to do afterwards. Something more important than them.
That will keep them on their toes and wanting to be the thing that you should be doing.
Simple as that
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So if say we were down the railway tracks, me and my mates and some females came over and asked to join in, what do we do?
I’d ask Bobby but he always scares his off by ringing them up and staying silent listening to them.

Just watch yourself around them women folk Ricky
They're a wily bunch and don't know what they want but can sure deflect your attentions when needed
Vaping and glue should be enough for now.
I'd recommend doing mushrooms come August and maybe some acid over the Summer
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I’m happy just vaping and sniffing glue for now and I hope it lasts forever. Bobby says that one day I’ll be like him and enjoy going to museums and taking pleasure in the simple things like Doctor Who, cooked breakfasts out and best butter again…but I hope not.

I'll take old, fat (Yes, eating British food again does that), tired and grumpy.
I may take bald in the future, and I'll update you if and when that happens
Ugly isn't my thing. I'm not saying that I'm The Corrs or anything, but I do get unwanted attention from attractive people who should be spending their time on others and making the world tick over again.
But enough about me! You're young, dumb and full of come. What's your future look like?
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I don’t mean literally, it’s just a saying that I have because it rhymes with ‘old’. It’s like when some blokes say ‘I’m old enough and ugly enough…’ even if they’re not ugly.

Who said I'm bald Ricky?
I mean I would be cool with it if I was, but I've got a mane and so you're just trying to categorise me into a pigeonhole and treat me as you see fit
That's not very drip
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Well it’s Drill and it’s for a young audience. You and Bobby are too old and bald to understand it but it gets a good crowd of young folk when we perform it outside Greggs.

I liked it Ricky
It's a bit too young and drip for me but I understand what it's saying and I think it's a good groove
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You got any others.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

No but I’d like to be.

WOW, I thought it was some famous song by a well known rapper. Are you black Ricky.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

I CREATED that, Benny!

Is that where you got your name from.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Find the rhythm Ricky.
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