MovieManCin2 — 11 months ago(April 09, 2025 07:55 AM)

https://babylonbee.com/news/dork-journalist-just-happy-to-be-included-in-group-text-for-once
"So this is what it's like to have friends!"
said Jeffrey Goldberg, Journalist and noted Dork.
"Oh man, my phone just dinged! This is so cool! I've never belonged to anything in my life. Last time I was asked to be a part of something, it was Sally Daniel's birthday party, and I was nine."
At publishing time, Goldberg had sent several texts in vain asking if any of the fellas from the old group text maybe wanted to go bowling some time.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.