The announcements have been made. It’s all set. The paperwork and contract has been completed and signed. You start as The Fagtard Mascot tomorrow.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Your sophomoric no you tactic reeks of projection, the epitome of fagtardation

See? You just keep making a case for your being The Fagtard Mascot!
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

You’re the poster child for fagtards, you don’t need a mascot for team fagtard

You are the perfect fagtard mascot. Wear it proudly.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

you’re the fagtard and I ain’t your mascot, obtuse fagtard

That’s correct. You’re not MY mascot. You’re the fagtard mascot.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

I’m not your mascot, you’re the herald of fagtardation

Masher is the fagtard mascot.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Not that I remember.

Didn't Hungry call you Fagtard first?
Sorry, but I've lost track of all the things you've tried to appropriate

Just read somewhere Hollyjollykwanza is the fagtard poster child

A self-pity bump? Sad.
My password is password.

I'm making it happen, fagtard.

Have you don't anything about your legs not touching at the top?
My password is password.

Where?
I see dot slash but not slash dot.
If it’s on another page I am unable to access it.

Kiss my butt.
My password is password.

See my sig.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

nobody asked
My password is password.

Yes, yesterday.

Have you put slashdot on block?
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Fagtard is blocked