Fucked me up the other year chasing a blow up duck. Idk if you've ever chased an inflatable on sand
in a dress
with no shoes on but it feels like some tudor torture. Dodging seagulls, stones, potholes and kids. It's a whole workout
you will feel much more comfortable in a bikini
what you describe is funny.
few years ago a sudden micro-tornado hit the beach and stuff everywhere: beach umbrellas are flying deadly weapons. i ran into the water to get away from all the flying objects and their owners in hot pursuit

You should try the beaches at Normandy some time
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