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benface — 17 years ago(January 13, 2009 06:24 PM)

Eric Dane doesn't walk. He falls
Eric Dane has two cats. One has three legs. The other, five.
Eric Dane cares about you. Or not.
Eric Dane doesn't like stupid bastards. They always smell the same.
Eric Dane found the way to heaven, but he has yet to follow it.
Eric Dane undressed 2 times in his life. Somehow, that was more than enough.
Eric Dane doesn't eat. He absorbs.
Eric Dane is like a cat. You love him, but he doesn't care.
Eric Dane likes to feel in control. He likes the ''funny feel''.
Eric Dane isn't cool. He is watercool.
Eric Dane doesn't like to get wet. Bad memories, you know.
Eric Dane always keeps a towel with him. You never know.
Eric Dane never wears sunglasses. He don't need them to be cool.
Eric Dane has 3 favorite sports: soccer, soccer, and soccer.
Eric Dane likes his mom better than his dad.
Eric Dane loses the game sometimes. Like I just did. And you, too.
Eric Dane loves playing waterpolo. Yeah, he does.
Who said Eric Dane was God or something? He's just a standard John McDick.
Sometimes, Eric Dane finds strange things in his underwear.
Eric Dane invented the Internet back in 2002.
Eric Dane loves playing handball. Yeah, he does.
Eric Dane didn't think the cake was a lie.
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Not for Eric Dane. Well maybe.
Don't worry. Eric Dane believes in you.
Poor Eric Dane. He has cancer. Oh wait he doesn't. Haha.
Eric Dane was mean to my coat.
Eric Dane's best friend is Jack McCrackin.
Eric Dane doesn't like drugs. It always reminds him of his first date.
Eric Dane's first kiss was Erm let's just say 'Poor Eric Dane'
Eric Dane never, ever, ever, ever killed anyone, it didn't happen, and it won't EVER happen. Period.
Eric Dane doesn't daydream. He nightdreams.
Eric Dane discovered that his name meant something sexual in another language.
Eric Dane always denied his appearance in the Jennifer Aniston video. In fact, he never admitted being an actor.

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Sorry, I forgot to keep you posted! The site has been cancelled and so have all future "Eric Dane Facts" projects! That's it!
J.P. Monroe: Jesus Christ!
Pinhead: Not quite.

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I am currently planning to make a website for the ERIC DANE FACTS! I will keep you posted guys!
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

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God created Man; randomness created Ericb68 Dane.
Eric Dane tends to say he loves everyone, but that's just totally false.
Eric Dane wasn't a very good actor back in the day. I wonder what happ uhh anyway.
Eric Dane creates some of the most awkward moments with his "touch-me-here" kinda jokes.
Eric Dane hides over 10 billion dollars somewhere near his bed, but don't tell anyone.
It takes 2 seconds for an average person to pronounce "Eric Dane". It takes less than 1 for an atomic bomb to destroy humanity.
Knock knock. Who's there? Eric Dane.
An old legend says that Eric Dane is at the origin of. oh wait nevermind.
Eric Dane lost all his feelings the day he lost his pants at some zoo.
Eric Dane doesn't fail, he EPIC FAILS.
Eric Dane is not great, he's just Eric Dane.
You don't mess with Eric Dane, you just own him.
Eric Dane doesn't always choose the best places when he plays hide and seek.
Eric Dane understands the differences between the words "toward" and "towards".
Eric Dane is fairly good at sex.
Who wants to take a shot at Eric Dane? Some people.
Eric Dane describes his sense of humor as "somehow raunchy".
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

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Eric Dane discovered some pasta under his pillow. It tasted good.
Eric Dane used to be taller than most people, now he's just average.
Eric Dane once got in a fight and ended up punching his own face, which felt funny according to him.
Eric Dane's love interest is not exactly a human person.
Eric Dane is Daniel Dane's brother with a twist.
Eric Dane loves crawling under beds. Yeah, he does.
Who the hell is Eric Dane anyways?
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

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