Rest assured… I have nothing you would care to buy.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

NEVER.
I despise that number with every fibre of my being.
I have paid $799, I have paid $801 but NEVER the number you have written.
I hate it so much I will not even write it myself.
If you offer to sell me something for that price I will insist on paying $801.
If you refuse, no sale.
My password is password.

Picture please?
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

A weighted talisman from a gypsy in Bognor Regis
Alba gu bràth

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I will definitely do another sometime soon.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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These purchases are all fascinating.
You folks do realize that this thread started out as a parody of someone else's thread the other night. Right?
I'm delighted that every one of you participated in mine.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Year and make?
Donna/LadyGigi Savige needs to sit her ass down!

bought one like this to move interstate, sold it for the same price
My password is password.

Four hookers for the night for our own little orgy.

My corner sofa from dfs cost 1,300 if that counts
🤍

Dental work.
My password is password.

A laptop.
My password is password.

I once bought a bunch of cherry lumber for $25,000

My first MacBook was £849 plus the op system. My second MacBook was £700 plus the op system.
I like making slideshow movies, see
https://littlebits3.com

Yes, and more.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.