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<p dir="auto"><strong>MauricioHatesAllOfYou</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 13, 2025 02:40 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Ruff!!!</p>
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<p dir="auto">MauricioHatesAllOfYou March 13, 2025 11:40 PM<br />
Member since March 3, 2025<br />
Ruff!!!<br />
In fact the dog said:<br />
"Hey, I need a deworming!"<br />
🪱​🪱​<img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f4a5.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--boom" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":boom:" alt="💥" />​<br />
Some more jokes like that:<br />
How can you make a dog meow?<br />
Freeze the dog and then with a circular saw<br />
…<br />
MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW<br />
. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f429.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--poodle" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":poodle:" alt="🐩" />​<img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f300.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--cyclone" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":cyclone:" alt="🌀" />​<br />
How can you make a cat bark?<br />
Pour gas over the cat and light it<br />
…<br />
WOOOOOOOF<br />
. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f408.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--cat2" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":cat2:" alt="🐈" />‍<img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2b1b.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--black_large_square" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":black_large_square:" alt="⬛" />​<img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f525.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--fire" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":fire:" alt="🔥" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109141</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109141</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 09:04 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Yes.<br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109140</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109140</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jizz Hornkamp</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 08:14 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">You find that funny?<br />
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.<br />
Wildmanwizard</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109139</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109139</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 08:12 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109138</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109138</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jizz Hornkamp</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 08:09 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">We will see what the people have to say.<br />
If any of you guys want to settle this debate, please vote in the who is funnier: MovieManCin2 or Me thread<br />
<a href="https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/3561194/latest/1741939606/#latest" rel="nofollow ugc">https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/3561194/latest/1741939606/#latest</a><br />
Please vote today.<br />
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.<br />
Wildmanwizard</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109137</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109137</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 08:07 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">No,<br />
weird funny!<br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109136</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109136</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jizz Hornkamp</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 08:04 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">And "ha ha" funnier too.<br />
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.<br />
Wildmanwizard</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109135</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109135</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 08:03 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Yes,<br />
funnier looking!<br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109134</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109134</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jizz Hornkamp</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 08:00 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I'm funnier then you are, that's for sure!<br />
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.<br />
Wildmanwizard</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109133</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109133</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 07:57 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Listen to the pot calling the kettle black.<br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109132</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109132</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jizz Hornkamp</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 07:53 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">You just have a ****ty sense of humor.<br />
You're self defecating.<br />
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.<br />
Wildmanwizard</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109131</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109131</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 07:51 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109130</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109130</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MauricioHatesAllOfYou</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 07:46 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Right!!???!</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109129</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109129</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jizz Hornkamp</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 07:40 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Hehehe, Ruff!!!<br />
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.<br />
Wildmanwizard</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109128</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109128</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 14, 2025 07:30 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109127</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109127</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>/.ㅤ</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 13, 2025 10:29 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Everything ok?<br />
My password is password.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109126</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/109126</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What did the dog say when he dragged his butt across sandpaper?? on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:24:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Uncreative</strong> — <em>1 year ago(March 13, 2025 02:43 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Ow, my asshole.</p>
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