I'm autistic, so I'm comprehensive.

That’s a whole lot of words to say “not true.”
busted.
Stop.

That makes no sense. If I was gonna play that angle, I wouldn't go that far. Seems like a situation that would be liable to backfire.
Let's entertain the notion that I am interested. She has said before she's only interested in men no more than an hour away from her. Even if I was interested, there'd be no way to reap any benefits. You didn't think this through, buddy.

Nah, with Hep and Mon, I'm just a cuck, baby.

He's doing something similar with Hep and Mon. He thinks he's slick and doesn't realize how obvious what he's doing is.
My password is password.

My password is password.