Murtaugh?
Ding Dong
!

Came up with those filthy lyrics right off the top of my head. What can I say; it's a gift.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

My name's Samantha Fox
And I go down on the box
Eatin' pussy's my game
And I feel no shame
To me being with men's absurd
I prefer to be with pretty birds
I know what I want
And that's lickin' ****
Women are the total ****
I love slurpin' their slits
My name's Samantha Fox
And I go down on the box
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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I once asked her to marry me at a HMV singing CD, she said no. Years later I found out she was a lesbian all along & all the years I thought I was too young for her & not good looking enough. Do I feel better…
You can't top the Pop

I know this hot bird named Samantha Fox
Hey Laddy Laddy La
She loves to eat out another gal's box
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I was making bolognese and god spoke to me…uncanny!
Ding Dong
!

It's Spaghetti-Ron!
Ingenious!
Hey, it's a kind of magic!

You checked out that full stop at the end of my signature yet?
Ding Dong
!

Hey, it's a kind of magic!

NEVAH!
Ding Dong
!

This reminds me!
Hey, it's a kind of magic!

Or you could just try turning them on…
Ding Dong
!

Wesson Oil is good too. Only problem is those oil stains are a bitch to clean off my jeans when I'm done.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Beats them being turn on or anything eh?
Ding Dong
!

I spit on my **** for lube. Learned that one from watching lots of current porn. Saliva is a great multipurpose natural lube.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

You need to lube that crank mind!
Ding Dong
!

Then I'll sit in the corner and watch while yankin' the ol' crank.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I think she might dildo for the other team Woody
Ding Dong
!

I'd love to have some fun with her because naughty girls need love too.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Ding Dong
!

Has a scent to it.
Ding Dong
!

Whiffy?

It' a bit whiffy (If you know what I mean
)
Ding Dong
!

I'd put my Old Spice in there if you know what I mean
Ding Dong
!