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<p dir="auto"><strong>Dr_Edison</strong> — <em>14 years ago(July 21, 2011 06:30 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Anyone ever see him on Crank Yankers in the bit where he calls a temp agency?  His character (puppet?) spits outs non-sequitur after non-sequitur and the guy on the other end struggles to understand what the hell he's talking about.  It's my favorite segment ever on the show; the first time I saw it I was crying laughing.<br />
"Now next Saturday, if you wanna get involved we're gonna take all the electricity in the area and harvest it to make a monster"<br />
"That would be a good thing."<br />
"We got buckets and buckets of jizm."<br />
"I'll tell ya what we're gonna take a bucket of jizm and go down to the pastry shop and show 'em what it's all about."<br />
"Hey, let me tell you something: I know you and pap are really good with the scrotum and I appreciate that."<br />
"Thanks"<br />
"Thank you, tykers!"<br />
Come to the board for Jon Vitti!<br />
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