/.​ — 1 year ago(August 21, 2024 02:26 PM)

Kristian hasn't taken out the garbage and Amelia is angry but wait…
She can hear sobbing coming from the couch. She approaches cautiously
"C̶h̶r̶e̶a̶s̶s̶- um Kreasss? Are y'all okay hunny?" she asked the snuffling heap.
Gasping for air through the snot, tears and Cheeto dust he snorted out the sorry tale of how a woman on a message board once called him her boyfriend.
"Aw C̶h̶r̶e̶a̶s̶s̶- I mean Kreasss, have y'all tried retaliation?"
"Yessss of course" he hissed angrily "I threatened to tell her ex that she's an unfit mother"
Amelia was impressed, this was top tier retaliation.
"In that case we need to escalate, what information do you have?"
"I have screenshots of some stuff about her rushing her dinner to talk to me this one time, I have some stuff on her mother calling her baby chubby and just general receipts. Oh and a text about Vegemite from the Australian" he replied.
"Forget the Australian you retard. Now when the M̶e̶x̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ Algerian gets home we'll all go out for T̶a̶c̶o̶s̶ Pizza and form a plan to ruin lives Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha"
She laughed maniacally and just for a moment Kreasss wondered if she was, for want of a better word, psychotic.
My password is password