Not as fat as my wife.
My password is password.

The irony of having miss piggy tattooed on you.
My password is password.

Any man who says no is ****in gay. Yeah she's fat and ugly but it's 5 grand. Just imagine it's some hot chick, nut on her belly folds, collect the money and go back home to your 10/10.
My password is password.

You are asking sexless men if they would have sex for 5gs lol
seeing as I aint exactly Brad Pitt, i'd probably do her for free if she wanted. Add 5 grand to the mix then yeah for sure.

God no the size of it lmao
My password is password.

How are the tits?
My password is password.

You were very lucky, Benny. Martin from Enders got what you had (Crush Syndrome) and he perished whereas you survived with no ill effects.
So you and your girlfriend should both consider yourselves fortunate tonight and maybe have a glass of wine in respect to Martin and be thankful.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Says the freak with the munched up face

…and I'd eat it off her arm, leg, and entire body
My password is password.

Jesus christ. You could fit the entire Last Supper on that upper arm alone.
My password is password.

No, I’d only pay about $1,000 to have sex with that

my bad

Vchad stop it with these names
My password is password.

my bad

Not for $5,000.
Only for $5001.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

A FAT model!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

But shes a MODEL.
Atheism is a none prophet organisation

Hell No! GROSS!

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.