johnnycashak — 16 years ago(August 17, 2009 03:16 AM)

So I'm watching this god awful ripoff of "Tremors" on the SciFi channel last weekend, and this fair skinned waifish blonde comes on screen. I know I've seen her somewhere before, but I can't place it. 20 minutes later, it's still driving me crazy. Then cut to a commercial break, up pops the ad for the new Palm Pre, and there she is, going on about some freaking Juggler she was stalking in the park or something.
Tamara, as much as your commercials creep me right the hell out, whatever you did to make the leap from SciFi saturdays to selling Smartphones, it was well worth it. Ride those coat tails as far as they'll take you, because it's only uphill from here.
One last word of advice: if you plan on having kids someday, please, practice your smile in front of the mirror, because the sly little half grin you keep flashing in your ads has been giving me nightmares for two weeks now. You're a pretty girl, but I'm just saying, that director done steered you into a bad bad place, expression-wise.