Congratulations on being
transgender-gay-schizophrenic-obese!

My password is password.

If you guessed right did you get a taste?

lol, reminds me of the time when me and my sister used to play this game. I never had any friends so always just stayed on my own mostly, but she would sometimes go for sleepovers and have pizza. When she came home she'd let me play a game the next day where I would sniff her ass and guess which toppings she had.

It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

Really doesn't surprise me lol. You always seem tremendously butthurt and riddled with angst.
Did yo momma beat you?

No it's more like the worm's mouth in Dune.

Does it just flop around like a wizard's sleeve?

I'd offer up mine in service of the cause but it wouldn't be effective here. We all have a part to play.

Yah, you definitely like it up the farmer's road lol, even more than I do.

Creepy

You're going about this the wrong way. He wants fertile wombs to carry an army of children for him. Offer up yours. That'll be your ticket to get in close.
Put your hair up in a bun and have one of those chopstick things in it. We'll slip you one with a hidden knife inside. When he reaches the moment of orgasm he'll be too distracted to notice anything else this is your chance to strike. Unsheathe the knife and shove it all the way into his neck.
With any luck you'll be carrying his final child just like you wanted. The rest of us will never have to hear about him again.

I see myself very much as a modern day Oscar Wilde. Extremely intelligent, witty and sexually progressive.

^this but unironically.
My password is password.

How so? Spending 40 hours a week chained to a desk doesn't seem like a great way to spend your life. I'm living the life of a bohemian poet.

1/10 trolling attempt.
My password is password.

You're giving her false advice and you keep doing this. I'm autistic and unemployable like she is, but that's only because we are above all that.
Jobs and meds are for losers.

^^this!!!
My password is password.

He's very smart and crafty, but he also has the potential to be a dangerous person.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Musk is a horrible person. Being a selfish asshole is the least of his ****ty traits.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Yes I hear good things

What happened to your mother?
So you look at a man and think "sugar daddy" vibes? Do you know anything about the man himself? His personal life? His beliefs? What kind of person he is? How he treats people?
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

He's actually scary looking and looks like he had a face transplant
My password is password.

You mentioned moving out, is that happening?
My password is password.