I seem to recall he really liked Norbit, must have the blu ray in his collection.

Entourage inspired another classic rant:

Marley & Me
I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.

I think his 'Pain and Gain' rant on today's show is right up there with the classic rants 'Like swimming in a sewer and not in a good way'
I'm only going to say this once: stay out of Camberwick Green - Sam Tyler

Little man because I've never heard so much hatred for a film before. Also his review of Transformers always makes me laugh.
there may be a boogie man or boogie men in the house:Homer Simpson.

Little Man-"This is a film literally possessed by the Devil"
She's a man, it's a sled, he's dead already.

Elizabethtown and Bride Wars are two classics.
Marley and Me for the wonderful coining of 'Sentimentality Porn'.
"Frankenstein was creator,not the monster.A common misconception held by all truly stupid people"

His sex and the city 2 review is a wonderful 15 minutes of listening. Must have listened to it ten times by now. Loads of quotes are top notch.
..just a bunch of imperialist american pigdogs of the highest order
..boils down all of women's lib into the right to by expensive shoes
.if we were in a SATC movie we would be the plebs, the help
.we are supposed to feel sorry for these people, SORRY???.
it was just an repulsive orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick
Best of all (on second viewing) the first ten words.
"I am not going to have a rant about this!!!!!!!!!!"
Roy 72.

Both
Fred
and
Burlesque
's rants were brilliant. Too bad I don't have a video for the former

I think his
Fred
rant qualifies as one of the best, as he descended into screaming gibberish and Mayo ordered the technicians to disconnect his microphone I was in hysterics
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The Transformers one was pretty spot-on as far as I'm concerned. Just watched the film for the second time and it's bad, I reckon. No amount of special effects could save it when the foundations of the film is one-dimentional, stereotypical crap.
"He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword".

Personally, I loved his defence of
Howard the Duck
, saying how people complained mainly about the fact you could tell it was a man in a duck suit therefore they were essentially saying "it doesn't look like a real interstellar duck!"

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His rant on Benjamin Button is quite a good rant!!! I have to agree with him on it!!!
Yeah me too
Ive seen Button and it was ok , but just ok , nothing great
And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
Grey ships pass
Into the west

His rant on Benjamin Button is quite a good rant!!! I have to agree with him on it!!!

I'd hate it if he quit
Yeah me too , I think his reviews/rants are awesome.lol
And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
Grey ships pass
Into the west

I was listening to the podcast today and he really gave ' Bride Wars' a good slagging off
I think that rant will go down as a classic I just hope there aren't ten films worse than that this year, I'd hate it if he quit
I'm only going to say this once: stay out of Camberwick Green - Sam Tyler

I think his best is definitely ,Pirates [ At Worlds End ]
I was listening to the podcast today and he really gave ' Bride Wars' a good slagging off
And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
Grey ships pass
Into the west

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just listened to his verdict on the grudge 2, god i havent laughed that hard in a while: 'a pasty long haired japanese girl going urrrrrrrrggggh! joined by a pasty little japanese boy going urrrrrrrrrrrggggh!
i was crying

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If* they ever remake The Exorcist, Simon Mayo should just hand over the entire three hours of his show to Mark.
I can see it now:
Exorcist Movie
Directed by Michael Bay from a screen play by the Wayan Brothers, staring Julian Sands, Val Kilmer and with Gwenith Paltrow as Regan (her head will be digitally added to a child's body la
Little Man
[Rated 12a] I just hope he doesn't read this or he might have a breakdown just thinking about it
I'm only going to say this once: stay out of Camberwick Green - Sam Tyler