<![CDATA[7 Great New Jobs for Jimmy Kimmel]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums β€” Jimmy Kimmel

MovieManCin2 β€” 6 months ago(September 21, 2025 03:54 AM)

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  1. Professional cryer at funerals
  2. "Before" phot model
  3. Purple Teletubby: Nobody will be able to see him cry behind the Tinky Winky mask.
  4. Keith Olbermann's shift manager at Starbucks: What a team!
  5. Furniture store "Going Out Of Business" sign holder
  6. Joke tester at the bad joke factory downtown
  7. Host at BET. As they say, "once you go black, you can't go back."
  8. Garbage collector.
  9. Sewage sucking service operator
    MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠
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He is broadcasting from Brooklyn this week and back on all stations.
Isn't it great that he defeated Trump's attempt at taking away his free speech rights?
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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Nope.
He is back on the air as a late night talk show host who beat and defeated ALL of MAGA including you and your cock provider Turd Lump!
So there and IN YOUR FACE, you retarded hunk of MAGA dog ****!
Ha ha!
You lose.
AGAIN!
You stupid ****.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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I have a habit of going around saying to people: "Do you know why they call me spike?".

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