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<p dir="auto"><strong>Jodi Goodwin</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 03:40 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">A liberal with questionable fashion choices wearing an "I'm with her" baseball cap opened fire from an overpass in Dallas, Texas, today fatally wounding two scientists who were curing cancer. The scientists, originally from Afghanistan, were being praised by local Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers for their valiant efforts in normalizing gender equality programs and bringing STEM into classrooms for the underrepresented and marginalized when they were shot dead through the windows of the offices of the presentation assembly room.<br />
"It's just awful," said Usagota Bekiddinme, a local Rabbi, "It's heartbreaking. One minute they're doing the Lord's beautiful work, the next—kaput!. Gone. Like my hairline in the '80s… There are rumors that a crack smoking man gave the shooter money, and a Quran, before driving away in a Goodwood green 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray singing "Big girls don't cry" by the Beach Boys (Editor's note, for full disclosure of the facts, The Beach Boys did not record this song).<br />
"The Anti-Hate Alliance is on it. We’ve got our best people—whether they’re Ching-Chong or Charlie—tracking down the perp." stated a representative from Apple TV, "Also, we just cancelled our Star Trek reboot. Turns out, America wasn’t ready for 'The Best of Kirk.'".<br />
The victims, Dr. Giza D'moni and Professor Suhk Makok, were beloved educators. The shooter, Kriah Azazel, was reportedly a longtime donor to the GOP and a sworn enemy of anything streaming on Disney+, Apple TV, CNN, or MSNBC.<br />
We briefly got comment from Nancy Pelosi, as she left her mausoleum in lower Los Angeles, on her way to an ice-cream factory "You know, when Republicans say they want to 'make America great again,' I didn’t realize they meant by reenacting Grand Theft Auto in broad daylight." She said sipping from a reusable water bottle shaped like the Capitol dome "And if this shooter thinks he’s a patriot, I’ve got a Constitution he clearly hasn’t read."<br />
"This is what happens when you let conspiracy theorists play dress-up and call it patriotism. A man in a Hillary hat shooting cancer-curing immigrants? Honey, that’s not political commentary—that’s a cry for help wrapped in a turban. And if he thinks driving off in a vintage Corvette makes him a hero, I’ve got news: James Dean called—he wants his delusion back."<br />
[Story updating]<br />
Editor’s Note: In the age of streaming takes and viral grief, we await our emotional cue—be it tragedy or triumph—from the usual suspects: late-night hosts and monetized outrage merchants.<br />
"Joshua Jahn cares about you watching Late Night TV" - Channel 2 Now<br />
You've just been J6'd!</p>
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<p dir="auto">AHA is happy to have helped.<br />
You've just been J6'd!</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107423</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107423</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>TaraDeS</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 05:50 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Jodi Goodwin September 24, 2025 07:26 PM<br />
Member since October 2, 2019<br />
You should use a VPN to get access to information your government doesn't find worthy of being displayed to its citizens.<br />
Some governments like to hide their records, particularly the ones well known for keeping them in good order.<br />
Fixed/stored.<br />
This has nothing to do with VPN but with a browser extension to display bs from<br />
X<br />
.<br />
Those extensions are beloved hacker doors; I won't install them.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107422</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107422</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jodi Goodwin</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 05:26 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">You should use a VPN to get access to information your government doesn't find worthy of being displayed to its citizens.<br />
Some governments like to hide their records, particularly the ones well known for keeping them in good order.<br />
You've just been J6'd!</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107421</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107421</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>TaraDeS</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 05:14 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Jodi Goodwin September 24, 2025 07:06 PM<br />
Member since October 2, 2019<br />
G1n5IKMXcAA7YjX.jpg<br />
G1n3L5xW0AAfSkc.jpg<br />
Nothing fake here.<br />
The pictures aren't displayed to me here.<br />
And I won't waste more time with the usual trash of<br />
him-her-it<br />
.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107420</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107420</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jodi Goodwin</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 05:06 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Nothing fake here.<br />
You've just been J6'd!</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107419</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107419</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>TaraDeS</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 04:51 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Jodi Goodwin September 24, 2025 06:45 PM<br />
Member since October 2, 2019<br />
Robert De Niro is suppressing it as part of his new role as the chair of the FCC.<br />
<a href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majcmcRTWj1qzqu3co1_250.gif" rel="nofollow ugc">http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majcmcRTWj1qzqu3co1_250.gif</a><br />
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We took down J. Edgar Hoover for less. We'll get him.<br />
OP<br />
REPORTED<br />
for spreading<br />
FAKE NEWS<br />
.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107418</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107418</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Jodi Goodwin</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 04:45 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Robert De Niro is suppressing it as part of his new role as the chair of the FCC.<br />
We took down J. Edgar Hoover for less. We'll get him.<br />
You've just been J6'd!</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107417</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107417</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>TaraDeS</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 04:20 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">by /.ㅤ September 24, 2025 06:18 PM<br />
Member since January 25, 2022<br />
"Jimmy Kimmel fan"<br />
This is when I knew your story was bullshit.<br />
Parrot and overrunner on the shared account /. 🦜<br />
I'm waiting for the (probably non-existing) source.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107416</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107416</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>/.ㅤ</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 04:18 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Jimmy Kimmel fan<br />
This is when I knew your story was bullshit.<br />
My password is password.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107415</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107415</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>TaraDeS</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 04:14 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Jodi Goodwin September 24, 2025 05:40 PM<br />
Member since October 2, 2019<br />
"A liberal with questionable fashion choices wearing an "I'm with her" baseball cap opened fire from an overpass in Dallas, Texas, today fatally wounding two scientists who were curing cancer. The scientists, originally from Afghanistan, were being praised by local Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers for their valiant efforts in normalizing gender equality programs and bringing STEM into classrooms for the underrepresented and marginalized when they were shot dead through the windows of the offices of the presentation assembly room.<br />
"It's just awful," said Usagota Bekiddinme, a local Rabbi, "It's heartbreaking. One minute they're doing the Lord's beautiful work, the next—kaput!. Gone. Like my hairline in the '80s… There are rumors that a crack smoking man gave the shooter money, and a Quran, before driving away in a Goodwood green 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray singing "Big girls don't cry" by the Beach Boys (Editor's note, for full disclosure of the facts, The Beach Boys did not record this song).<br />
"The Anti-Hate Alliance is on it. We’ve got our best people—whether they’re Ching-Chong or Charlie—tracking down the perp." stated a representative from Apple TV, "Also, we just cancelled our Star Trek reboot. Turns out, America wasn’t ready for 'The Best of Kirk.'".<br />
The victims, Dr. Giza D'moni and Professor Suhk Makok, were beloved educators. The shooter, Kriah Azazel, was reportedly a longtime donor to the GOP and a sworn enemy of anything streaming on Disney+, Apple TV, CNN, or MSNBC.<br />
We briefly got comment from Nancy Pelosi, as she left her mausoleum in lower Los Angeles, on her way to an ice-cream factory "You know, when Republicans say they want to 'make America great again,' I didn’t realize they meant by reenacting Grand Theft Auto in broad daylight." She said sipping from a reusable water bottle shaped like the Capitol dome "And if this shooter thinks he’s a patriot, I’ve got a Constitution he clearly hasn’t read."<br />
"This is what happens when you let conspiracy theorists play dress-up and call it patriotism. A man in a Hillary hat shooting cancer-curing immigrants? Honey, that’s not political commentary—that’s a cry for help wrapped in a turban. And if he thinks driving off in a vintage Corvette makes him a hero, I’ve got news: James Dean called—he wants his delusion back."<br />
[Story updating]<br />
Editor’s Note: In the age of streaming takes and viral grief, we await our emotional cue—be it tragedy or triumph—from the usual suspects: late-night hosts and monetized outrage merchants.<br />
"Joshua Jahn cares about you watching Late Night TV" - Channel 2 Now<br />
<a href="https://channel2now.com/2025/09/24/article/news/crime/dallas-ice-facility-shooting-suspect-identified-as-29-year-old-joshua-jahn-8100-block-of-north-stemmons-freeway/" rel="nofollow ugc">https://channel2now.com/2025/09/24/article/news/crime/dallas-ice-facility-shooting-suspect-identified-as-29-year-old-joshua-jahn-8100-block-of-north-stemmons-freeway/</a><br />
There's nothing said about Jimmy Kimmel, neither in your quote nor in the complete article behind your link.<br />
Please a reliable source, that this killer was a Kimmel-fan.<br />
Otherwise I'll report you for spreading fake news. ☻</p>
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<p dir="auto">ɹnǝnbuᴉɐʌ<br />
My password is password.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107413</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107413</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>/.ㅤ</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 03:42 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">who dat?<br />
My password is password.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107412</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1107412</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jimmy Kimmel fan kills two ICE detainees (And 1 other) with sniper rifle on Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:52:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>/.ㅤ</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 24, 2025 03:41 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">so bad at this<br />
My password is password.</p>
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