also, Ciara And Justin Timberlake. I thought they sang "Blood, sex and Magic" on one line
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when youre done - Tawatha Agee

I thought she was talking about Camel's to
We couldwe could belong togetherARTPOP

Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Lil' Kim and Mya- "Lady Marmalade"
Actual line: "Gettin' love from the dudes"
What I thought I heard: "Gettin' love from the Jews" (I always thought Lil' Kim was saying "Jews" for the longest time instead of "dudes")
LMAO. my sister thought worse
Line by Lil kim - "Hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas"
My sister was singing "Hey sistas, soul sistas, betta lick that toe sistas"
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when youre done - Tawatha Agee

Jessica Simpson- "A Public Affair"
Actual line: "All the cameras comin' out for a public affair"
What I thought I heard: "All the camels comin' out for a public affair"
Fergie- "Fergalicious"
Actual line: "They just come and go like seasons"
What I thought I heard: "They just come and go like Caesar's" (like she was referencing Little Caesar's pizza. For the longest time, I thought this is what she said)
Kylie Minogue- "Red Blooded Woman"
Actual line: "Has got you all romantic, crazier every day"
What I thought I heard: "Has got you all romantic, crazy Irish day"
Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Lil' Kim and Mya- "Lady Marmalade"
Actual line: "Gettin' love from the dudes"
What I thought I heard: "Gettin' love from the Jews" (I always thought Lil' Kim was saying "Jews" for the longest time instead of "dudes")
Jack Off Jill- "Author Unknown"
Actual line: "No matyr, sell yourself, make it true"
What I thought I heard: "No nirvana, sell yourself, like a drug"
Kylie Minogue- "Confide in Me"
Actual line: "Is to set our children free" and "cb68onfide in me"
What I thought I heard: "Is to sex are children free" and "goodbye world"
Destiny's Child featuring T.I. and Lil' Wayne- "Soldier"
Actual line: "Tell 'em don't even try it"
What I thought I heard: "Tell 'em don't eat trash"
Ciara- "Work"
Actual line: "Shake that thing like a donkey"
What I thought I heard: "Shake that thing like a cupcake"
Skid Row- "Youth Gone Wild"
Actual line: "The writings on the wall"
What I thought I heard: "The Russians on the wall"
Madonna- "Material Girl"
Actual line: "Some boys romance, some boys slow dance"
What I thought I heard: "Some boys roam and some boys know that"
The B-52's- "Roam"
Actual line: "Roam if you want to"
What I thought I heard: "Oh, Lizzie, what to?"
Nelly Furtado- "Turn Off The Light"
Actual line: "There's an achin' inside my head"
What I thought I heard: "There's a naked inside my head"
Alice in Chains- "Sludge Factory"
Actual line: "Carton sized"
What I thought I heard: "Cartoon sized"
Switchblade Symphony- "Dollhouse"
Actual line: "Breaking all of my wretched dolls"
What I thought I heard: "Breaking all of my ratchet dolls"
The Plasmatics- "Country Fairs"
Actual line: "Wretching at you inside your bed"
What I thought I heard: "Ratchet atcha inside your bed"
Nirvana- "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Actual line: "In denial, in denial, in denial, in denial, etc."
What I thought I heard: "Lady Naya, Lady Naya, Lady Naya, Lady Naya, etc."
Lady Gaga- "Pokerface"
Actual lines: "I'll get him hot, show him what I've got" and "With my love glue gunnin'"
What I thought I heard: "I'll get him high, show him what a guy" and "With my love glucolon"
Soulja Boy- "Crank That"
Actual line: "I got me some Bathin' Apes"
What I thought I heard: "I got me some baby make"

All my friends are eating steak and snow
From that heathens song
We couldwe could belong togetherARTPOP

In the song "What Is Love" by Haddaway, I used to think the lyric was "Lady don't hurt me." Realizing it was "baby" actually ruined the song for me. I always pictured some dude being pursued by a love-struck elderly woman.

Mariah carey - can't let go. Line "there you are holding her hand". What i heard - "there you are, boning her man"
Natalie Imbruglia's cover of "torn". Line - "i'm all out of faith". What i heard - "I'm all out of mace."
Macy gray - "i try." Line "i try to walk away and i stumble". What i heard - "i try to walk away and i smoke dope"
Queen latifah - "u.n.i.t.y." Line "you ain't a bitch OR a ho". I heard "you're a ho"
Macy gray "as told by ginger". Line - "someone once told me the grass is much grener on the othe side". i heard "cash" instead of "grass"
Missy elliott - take away. There some auto tuned voice on the album version saying "for once in a life time". I heard "I'm punching your lights out!"
Toy story - "you've got a friend in me". I heard "you've got a friend in pee"
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when youre done - Tawatha Agee