"She could poop in my bed and I wouldn't kick her out!!"
Funny you should say that. 'Was with a gal once, many years ago, and bleeped the "poop" outa her (she literaly did so) she blamed her dog not realizing that I had closed the door so the bugger couldn't get in. 'Not well trained mutt.. 'Glad it was her bed'very messy.
'Much as we wanted to repeat the performance on a few more occasions, I could not go back for another round, good as she was
Sometimes ya gotta wonder.