The bronze age gods are all real. Same thing with the Norse and Greek and Roman gods. Most of them got bored and moved on to bigger and better things. Like a jock that leaked in high school or people who stick around on offshoots of dead message boards, Yahweh stayed behind. Total loser of a god.

"if Yahweh
were
real"
Condition contrary to fact rule.
You need to brush up on your English grammar, dude. But don't feel too bad. This is the most common grammatical error on this silly board.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.