This one I didn't read, but I laughed at the sheer volume! Another, please!

Honestly, dude, please keep this going.
You don't have to ask, simply responding will ensure this continues. I don't get the last word at home. EVER, so i'm determined I will get it somewhere, even if I have to go International. Blame my missus if you like, but you're doing this largely because of her.
Bitch causes problems the world over, what can I say?
This is different from the average IMDb troll
Hold up there champ, troll? Oh dear, you're in danger of hurting my feelings with your teenage insults, but the word 'douche' didn't make a guest appearance, so i'll let that one slide.
in that you actually do have a good sense of humor.
I call it 'care in the community', i'm keeping YOU out of trouble, your dads car is safe whilst I keep you tied up with this meaningless bollocks.
I laugh heartily at what I do read
Would be odd for you to laugh at the stuff you don't read I suppose, thanks for clarifying that for me.
(and at your obsessive psychosis, which causes your ramblings).
Easy tiger, this incessant use of big words you don't understand, its liable to get you in trouble. Ramblings? No my friend, 'meaningless bollocks', if i'm going to teach you anything, its the word 'bollocks' which if you introduce it into your everyday American life, you will find yourself embraced by your fellows as someone who is clearly learned and well travelled, and it won't cost you a dollar! Win!!!
Keep it coming!
You've figured out the ground rules by now, you just have to keep on responding, although I think only one of us here is making a real effort, you're slacking somewhat expecting me to do all the work.
Sigh.
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Honestly, dude, please keep this going. This is different from the average IMDb troll in that you actually do have a good sense of humor. I laugh heartily at what I do read (and at your obsessive psychosis, which causes your ramblings).
Keep it coming!

Hahaha!!!
Feels good to have a different kind of 'release' doesn't it? Keys don't get so sticky.oh, I spoke too soon.
Again!!!!
You've laughed more than once? News to us all I think, and what jolly great news it is too. Thanks for sharing little champ.
Loser.
It appears that you are remarkably in tune with how others see you. Well, if thats your attitude, its a very commendable one, we're making strides here, yes?
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Hahaha!!! Again!!!!
Loser.

You actually spent the time breaking my 3-sentence reply down like that!!
Yes, i've done that with most of your posts.
a). well done for finally spotting the pattern
b). not so well done that you think its any effort to compose a post like this you technophobe you!
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are easily impressed it seems.
That's so sad!!
Not so sad as your sticky '!' key, why is it sticky I wonder?
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You actually spent the time breaking my 3-sentence reply down like that!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!!! That's so sad!!

Still at it, eh, big guy?
It would appear so. There would appear to be two of us 'still at it', which in itself is a rather unfortunate turn of phrase.
Still avoiding female contact.
Bitch please, I converse with you, thats female contact right there
Shame.
I feel no shame talking with you, odd that you'd feel that way. Do you feel dirty?
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Still at it, eh, big guy? Still avoiding female contact. Shame.

More crap you don't understand not a revelation
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That's a "no"! Thanks!

Sure it doesn't
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You
really
have nothing to do with yourself, do you?!
Still doesn't make sense, by the way.

Says the guy that responds. So long as you're around, why would I ever be lonely?
I guess you are!
You guess wrong, you're here to keep me company every time you respond
That doesn't even make sense, big guy. Not that I expected it to.
Sure it doesn't
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That doesn't even make sense, big238 guy. Not that I expected it to.

You guess wrong, you're here to keep me company every time you respond
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I guess you are!

Says the guy that responds. So long as you're around, why would I ever be lonely?
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Are you still at it? How lonely can you be??

That's quite alright.
I have several hobbies, one of them appears to amuse simple minded folk like yourself. Gives you a break from licking windows.
And you're none too good at reading between the lines, I have female contact, unlike you however it isn't limited to pictures in a TV Guide and a worried tabby cat.
Keep on chuckling, keep on licking.
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You mean, "The Grey
's
" board, my man.
My comments to him apply no less to you, big boy!

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Thanks for the laughs, big guy! Hopefully at some point, you'll find some kind of hobby or work to preoccupy yourself with, if you so clearly rule out female contact. That's more for your sake, though, since this is giving me a chuckle or two.

Oh, this douche is still at it?
'douche'? So, i'm dealing with a high school boy, that much explains the animosity.
Get a girlfriend.
Presumably you want me to do that so that I have less time to serve you up?
Well, try to, at least.
Do you think my current girlfriend would mind if I did that?
Feel free to bow out anytime you like, theres no compunction on you to respond little champ!
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