I'd love to see Ventura crush Morgan's skull with his bare hands.

Piers Morgan has the debating skills of an 10 year old boy. He gets loud and pissy when he disagrees with something and makes a point to cut the other person off as much as possible. Compared to him Jesse Ventura has the eloquence and oratorial excellence of Winston Churchill.

Jesse Ventura is a nut case. I can't believe the dribble that comes from his mouth. "Verbal diarrhea"

and THAT'S the bottom line!!!!

"I don't like white people. I hate red necks!" (Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours)

Just saw this, County-baby! And this
isn't
stalking, right? Because this is the Steven Seagal board!

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Ha, this stupid thread is still here, well, it was fun.
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This one was funny, sandwiched by lame. I laughed, though, which is all that matters. Keep 'em coming!

This one started off well,
Ok.
but got lame at the end.
You're the expert on lame matters, I defer to you.
Could it be that you're losing your touch?
I doubt it.
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This one started off well, but got lame at the end. Could it be that you're losing your touch?

I read them once in a while.
Reading them twice would suggest you weren't paying attention.
They're good for a chuckle at times
During a funeral would be one of those times, or when your child is letting you down badly.. that would be the times to chuckle.
(though I'm not sure if it's what you write or the fact that you keep writing),
I would hope for the former, otherwise you have a rather simple obsession with people writing, and thats a obessive compulsive disorder I can't even begin to name.
but the last one was lame.
I know, but at least I know you read it that time. Do you skip them? or do you read only the even numbered responses? I will of course expend greater effort on those response I know you'll read, but i'll need pointers.
Step it up on the next few, please.
I can't promise anything, mainly because I don't want to, but because largely i'm unreliable at promises, and I promise you thats a fact.
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I read them once in a while. They're good for a chuckle at times (though I'm not sure if it's what you write or the fact that you keep writing), but the last one was lame.
Step it up on the next few, please.

No, that one wasn't as funny as usual. Come on. Get back in the game!
I presumed you were still not reading them. I've been phoning them in for days since that revelation.
Should I now expend more effort? I have unlimited credit on my mobile, i'm keen to keep on phoning them in at no cost to myself.
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No, that one wasn't as funny as usual. Come on. Get back in the game!

Hahahaha!!! You're still at it?!?!?!?
Evidently I am, but if it helps you to write it out, crack on.
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Its in caps and has more than one exclamation mark, this means it must be true.
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Hahahaha!!! You're still at it?!?!?!?
HILARIOUS!!!!!!