It’s just because sometimes I get stubborn about stuff so with Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Primark, I guess I was kind of late to the party and so once every else was doing all that, I didn’t want to follow and then it became a thing that I couldn’t watch/read/enter because then it took away my thing of never having done it. So now I can’t watch/read/enter as it would ruin it 🫤

I've seen and read HP a lot and now the grandkids are into it! I haven't read all of LOTR but it's one of my other half's favourite books. I have definitely set foot in a Primark but not for 7 years! The one in Oxford Street was crazy.
Waot, you've never visited Primark? This must be the sheltered yet privileged life I keep reading about?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

He said!! I haven’t seen or read Lord of the Rings either and I have never stepped foot inside a Primark.

Neither has Juan!
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

Well I hope you two can sort out whatever crisis it is that can save Earth (And Dobby) while everyone else goes about their business unawares Pandy
It's a thankless job, and you'll get no recognition for it, but you keep this big wheel turning by doing it
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I have them in already but I live opposite a boulangerie that opens at about 6am

Do you have pastries in Pandy or is there one of those great bakers which opens at silly o'clock nearby?
France is great for bakers that open at silly o'clock
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I didn't watch it when it was first on but I watched it when it was on Netflix. It's so good
I might add something more to the breakfast rather than just the toast. Maybe some pastries too.

Good girl Pandy!
I didn't watch Peep Show because it was on over the weekend and I was usually out then. But I hear it's good and I do like Mitchell and Webb
So JK is out of the bed but breakfast is a go from you
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Dobby to me is the woman in Peep Show
Ok, JK can stay for breakfast and explain to me what is going on but I don't want her in my bed. She can have some toast and coffee.

I too have never read any of the books nor seen any of the films but I know that they are about magic and there's something cute in them called Dobby
So now, imagine that the world is in extreme peril Pandy. There's a nice cat called Dobby which could die without your help. That's why this bizarre situation has come upon you. Somehow you could save the world and Dobby
That's the type of situation that, had you given JK a moment to explain, you are now looking at.
Now, the whole breakfast thing is up in the air as it was established in the OP that whatever could be for breakfast is unknown and so we're none the wiser on that front but at least that's no longer a thing to be worrying about
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Oui.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

My password is password

I'm like the princess and the pea but instead of a pea it's a where some of the cash is laying slightly uneven le sigh

Must be nice to sleep on beds made of cash.
My password is password

What a privileged life you lead.
My password is password

I have a confession …
I have never seen Harry Potter or read any of the books.

But it could all be part of some wonderful adventure to do with portals and magic and stuff.
I mean, how did she get there firstly?
Then move onto the odd request from her.
And why isn't there bacon or something in your fridge when it's all part of the original thingymebob in the OP?!
Don't you account for unexpected witchcraft which could save the world and stop Dobby from dying Pandy??!!?
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Well this is what concerns me Juan. I don't want her showing up uninvited anywhere, especially in my bed

If she's in your bed that's a different story Pandy. You know that there's no meat for breakfast at your place
Why is JK Rowling in your house?
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I'd kick her out of bed! I'd be so pissed off if I woke up and she was there

Is that a "Hells yeah!" that you
would
kick her out of bed or a "Hells yeah!" that you fancy the chance of bacon for breakfast Pandy?
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Hells yeah!

You are correct, tuna.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.