fuckyouallfuckyouallfuckyouall — 1 year ago(November 21, 2024 08:24 PM)

1)Legally change your name to "Some" and your surname to "One".
2)Become a director.
3)Make a movie with "A movie" as a title and all of what you are going to film, is a drawning of "Something" written on it, only this single word, nothing else, it will be a full-length film (1 and a half hour) and all of what will be on it, is this sign.
4)Find a really starving homeless person and convince him/her that you will give him $1,000 if he/she also legally changes his/her name/surname.
5)Convince him/her to change his/her name to "An" and his/her surname to "Actor".
6)Keep avoiding everyone's call and not writting back everyone's chat messages until someone, really concerned about you and your mental health, ask/message you exactly the following sentence:
"Dude! It's been a long time since the last time i reached you! Where are you doing?!"
And then, genuinely respond to him/her:
"Relax, i'm just watching a movie".
He/she instinctively ask you:
"Which movie?" and you will genuinely respond "A Movie".
Then, completely confused and frustrated, will ask you:
"By which director?" .
And then you, (again genuinely and with a serious tone) will simply respond back with:
"By Some One".
He/she then will ask "What's that movie about?" and you will tell him/her the truth.
"Something".
He/she then will ask you "Who's playing ffs? Come on, stop messing around with me!!".
You will just say "An Actor" with an indifferent but dead serious tone on your voice.
He/she will tell you to **** off and he/she won't text/call you back.
7)Then you can decide which friend of yours is worthy enough because whoever stays angry and doesn't respond for a long time after this, probably isn't a very good friend to keep in your life. You will explain everything you did to the few ones that actually cared enough to keep sending you messages/calling you long after they get over with their anger.
P.S. #1- Don't worry about the changing of your name/surname, you can repeat that process and change them both as many times as you wish, look it up if you don't believe me, it's quite possible.
P.S. #2- This will be really cheap since all what you are going to film is a sign. You can record it for free with your phone's camera (even at a ****ty quality, who cares) and upload it for free at some free streaming website. So i assume that will cost anywhere between $1 and $10 (to buy this streaming site's premium feature for uploading a full length film). So $10 in total because guess what, you lied about the $1,000 to that homeless person. But don't feel bad about him/her, he/she can always find a job in Hollywood, who wouldn't hire a homeless person with "An Actor" as a legal name? LOL.
fuckyouall