WarrenPeace — 3 weeks ago(March 05, 2026 02:36 PM)

So the other night I was in this little dirty hole in the wall type of bar.
It wasn’t too bad. Just not the place to take your mother to unless you hate her and wanted revenge. “I told you I hated broccoli!”
So I had a couple of beers and shots and then I gotta use the men’s room. 
I go in there and the walls are just covered with graffiti.
I do my thing and start to check it out and there is the typical stuff like, “For a good time call Mary Jane,” or, “Brenda gives the best BJs.”
And then crass stuff like, “I ****ed your mother which makes me a mother ****er.”
I check out the toilet stall and there is, “Me and Linda ****ed here.”
Now I dunno about you but I cannot think of a more perfect and romantic spot for carnal relations then in the same place where others ****, piss and barf.
The worst one of all was this little hole not much bigger than a quarter where someone wrote, “Glory hole. Ha ha.” around it.
First of all, thanx a lot for making me feel even worse than I already do with what I got.
And second, it was bogus because I tried it and nothing happened.
So I go back to the bar where I start to wonder what is written in the ladies room.
I wait a bit more until I am the last one in the place and the bartender goes into a back room to do something.
I figure this is my chance so I knock on the door to be sure and go in.
Oh my god.
Dudes, you will not believe what they write in there.
Ladies, I’m sorry but I gotta let your secret out.
“Not only did James make sweet love to me but he also brought me a delicious breakfast in bed!”
“Carl did me and then he did the dishes!”
“George likes my rug. The one between my legs and the one he vacuumed.”
And then I saw it!
Finally, the one word that brings them down to our level.
Then when I looked more closely it read, “Roger is not allergic and loves my pussy cat.”
Oh man! C’mon!
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