i have
I've always been wired for unfiltered truth, no matter who it offends.

That is because you run out before paying you dine and dash scum bucket!! bitch you better pay for those crawdads next time, ****ing Fog Horn Leg Horn motherfucker.
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No, a wing place for a year and a seafood place for months.
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For a day?
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I used to work in a restaurant, and same.
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I've never seen it either and I was a server for years lol
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I've been out to eat numerous times. Not once has anyone yelled out for the check like that. Maybe stop a waitress and ask for the check, but no one yells it out like in the movies.
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Never heard anyone yell "Check, please!️" IRL
Possibly because you have never been in the position to say it?
As for fainting, I have seen the eyes roll back and the slump a few times.
Just like this…
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

at Burger Queen doesn't count
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Did the waitstaff loook at you annoyed?
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Same.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

I’ve yelled it out before.
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Never heard anyone yell "Check, please!
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Girls kicking their foot back while getting kissed. Like they show in romance movies.
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The quick redial of a rotary phone
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