That can't be real

I would
I would step into a crystal chamber and make it seem like all my powers were drained. What I had done though is restore them to full capacity and drained all of the Kryptonian energies form those outside the chamber. I would then have my girlfriend punch her in the face.
Later I'd go to a diner and make someone pay for ruining my dinner earlier

I’d hit it like a rusty station wagon slamming a gate