I opened someone elses package once and it was a pair of pants that was too small and I could only pull half way up my thighs
I didn't open it on purpose but I had gotten a few packages of my own and the delivery driver left something that belonged to the apartment in the back in my little pile of stuff so I just opened everything and I was like "whose pants are these???" But I was too ashamed to go give someone their opened package so I just attempted to try them on and eventually threw them in the trash 🥴
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"Wow, that hobo sure smells nice."
How's that?
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Lose weight, cut your hair and shave off your beard. No one will compliment you as you are now.
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It was lovely back in the day. A guy I was dating from in the army wore it all the time

Fugazi, pls.
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Eww Diesel reminds of a gross ex.
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If you want compliments go with something by hugo, armani or paco rabanne.
I used to love the smell of diesel when I was younger, but I've not smelt it for years. Lol, I enjoyed it so much I bought myself a bottle just to spray on my pillows

I started “wearing” David Beckham like you suggested, reasonable price and smells good. No compliments yet.
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No lol. It was
Born
in Roma by Valentino.

What is it? Bespoke?

Don't talk about yourself like that, Ash
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Such low class trash. Chavish pig.
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I have no vested interest so don't tell me, tell it to the judge, Jemma.
Fugazi always be lying. I swear on his mothers ashes.

It didn't have a last name on it and I identified as 'Jemma' in that moment. Sue me!

Enjoy prison!
Fugazi always be lying. I swear on his mothers ashes.

It had my address on it and nobody else has lived here for 20 years so it was getting opened ‍️

You opened someone else's mail?
In USA that's a federal crime. I can't imagine it not being everywhere else as well.
Fugazi always be lying. I swear on his mothers ashes.

I can't tell if this is a parody account or not
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I was quite impressed with it tbh. It came in a squirty bottle n everything