I hope Trump divorces Melania and marries Stormy so she can become America's new first lady.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

might run for louisiana governer
Louisiana senator, actually.
..i can't afford to not see that luscious booty in films from now onshe's so damn hot.
To say that seems predicated on the presumption that if she does campaign for senator, she will be elected, thus ending her porn career. As much as I adore her, I know she has no chance of winning. I suspect that she is sharp enough to recognize that as well. She is likely to approach a possible campaign from a careerist's attitude; Since she knows she has a snowball's chance in hell of being elected senator, she understands that such a campaign's value is only as a protest vote, and more significantly for her, a huge bump in publicity - which has already come to pass to some degree, with her being interviewed on national news outlets like CNN.
Should should refrigeration be installed in hell, I'll always have my souvenir polaroids of me with her to reminisce on.
A man on death row, heard to complain of his last meal: "These aren't Spaghettios."