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Great it took him 3 attempts to get one. I'm sure that changes Jordan's perception of Lebron. Never did I once say that Lebron would never win a championship. But way to come on here 2000after Lebron won a championship to try to start talking trash. You sure showed me.

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I just "engage[d]" with a fool here. Why would I have to go to the justin bieber board?

sigh i Really don't have much to say to you, ive said all i had to say, if you are looking for fools to engage might i suggest the justin bieber board, you'll feel right at home
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"Indignant" is a big word for you? Wow!
Also, why do you keep referring to yourself as "we?" Do you have multiple personalities or something?
Once again, thank you for making this so easy!

whats easy? you actually think im in some kind of argument with you? on the internet? only fools engage do that, you are a fool and very silly and no amount of grammar policing or big words you throw around will hide it, we see right through you =/
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Now he's getting indignant. Thank you for making this so easy!

Typical grammar nazi response, they all sound the same, every single one of you, its now gotten to the point where other people know what you are going to say before you do, that is why we laugh at people you =/
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It's not my fault that you can't type the English language properly! Try not to blame others for your problems if possible. Getting your GED would probably help you as well.

don't do that, grammar policing is the lowest you can get online, laughed at by all =/
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your a very silly person =/
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You're right. Lebron is laughing at how stupid you are tsiterp83!
LeFinalsMvp

Laughing his ass off right now.

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jealous of Lebron. Cause his Bobcats couldn't get any big free agents this year. Also Jordan's Bulls team was loaded with talent in the 90's. So he shouldn't talk. Lebron left as a free agent. While Kobe whined constantly of being traded to the Bulls. Kobe even put his team mates under the bus when the lalas were losing. While Lebron didn't do that. Kobe later shut up until both Derek Fisher and Pau Gasol both landed on the Lalas' lap ,and they started winning again.

Lebron James 27 years old - 1 ring
Michael Jordan 27 years old - 0 rings.
Try to get over it? If only MJ wasn't too busy getting cut from the Varsity team when he was a Sophmore in High School, maybe he could have came to the NBA when he was 18!

No matter what LeBron does from here on out, his career is tainted and he looks foolish at this point. Even if he does win a championship, how many will he win? The Heat scramble scrubs around him and Wade and they cannot get it done. The Cavaliers team of 2009 and 2010 were an all-around better squad than the two Heat teams of this year and of last year. A "Big Three" is one of the more foolish concepts in the NBA. It clearly takes 8-to-12 guys to win a championship. Not one, not two, not three, but an entire team..
What will happen after they fail to get it done this year? They may bring in Nash and finally win it (I hear Nash has stated he may entertain the Heat this summer). But, like another poster said, LeBron's ring(s) will be meaningless by then. Why not win it when you are already at the moment? Why not win it when you're in the Finals..? Why not get out of the Conference Finals and win it all when you have the chance? Why continue to add stars to a roster just to win? Can you not get it done without assembling a dream team of sorts? LeBron's career is a joke.
Michael Jordan would have never made it to the Finals without winning a championship. And Michael Jordan would have never won a championship without defending it and winning it again the following year. Wade and James already have inferior careers.
I'm not a control freak, I just like things my way

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So everything you said is fact? Because everything is so black and white.
You know what you're right? Thanks for pointing the error of my ways.
I love you, man.

LOL!! I must really be getting under your skin. How pathetic
by tsiterp83 1 day ago (Tue Sep 14 2010 07:06:53)
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UPDATED Wed Sep 15 2010 09:53:22
Ok I was gonna let this slide since it's obvious your argument relies so predominately on opinion and I figured that your original unedited post (and for that matter your edited post as well) stands for itself showing this But have you honestly been thinking about this for over 24 hours?
Was this post so important to you in your. life. that you had to go back and edit it over 26 hours after you made it? LOL Obviously you have been thinking about our little spat and even you have to admit that speaks very little o111cf the importance of your affairs in your actual life.
I honestly feel sorry for you tsiterp83 if this argument with an anonymous person over the internet is so important that you care enough 26 hours later to edit your post. It's funny how most people with lives really could care less about what anonymous people say but you.. don't. lol.
Assuming "83" is your birth date, I feel even more sorry for you since you are at minimum 26 years old going on 27 and the fact that arguments you get into on the internet with people you don't know is important to you is one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard.
I gotta admit tsiterp83, I'm almost tempted to not call you retarded (despite it showing in your posts) and let you think (as you emphasized when you edited your post lol):
'All I read was "blah, blah, blah I have a weak argument so let's stoop to name calling and insults to make it seem like I'm winning. '
Whatever fantasy world you live in does scare me to an extent. If it matters this much to you that an anonymous person might "make it seem like I'm winning", then please take this "win" because it honestly appears you need it for your life.
You win and I lose tsiterp83!!! If this victory on the internet here is enough for your ego to keep your lips off the barrel of a shotgun, I can honestly say I've done my good deed for the day

"Why don't you ask the Dallas Mavericks what their regular season was worth with a 67-15 record, in 2006-07 best in the NBA. Why don't you ask them why they didn't even get past the first round? LOL!!!!!! Are they all retards? It is so obvious you know nothing about basketball
And you are going to bring up Lebron making the Finals in 07 with the eastern conference in 2007 being what it was? The eastern conference in 2008-2010 with the Celtics having a big three was a completely difference scenario. Why wouldn't the MVP be expected to make the finals? LOL really? Poor Steven Nash and Dirk Nowitzki. It's amazing how horrible your comparisons are."
Please don't talk to me about basketball knowledge. Considering that you think knowing the difference between regular season and playoffs in the NBA has some relationship to basketball knowledge shows your extent of it.
Wow, you pick the one time out of 12 scenarios where a team didn't make it past first round and you use that as conclusion that the regular season doesn't matter at all? Your reasoning makes as much sense as licking a metal pole in -20 degree weather. And I'm retarded? I know nothing about basketball? Keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better. Besides who do most people talk about being underserving of an MVP in the last 10 years? Oh yeah, Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki. People were suggesting the MVP should be decided after the playoffs, after that happened, essentially quetioning Dirk's MVP. But we question LeBron, oh my god it's blasphemy! Get off his nutsack.
And I brought the 07 Finals up to show evidence of what happens when he's motivated. He got to the Finals against essentially the same Pistons team that shut down Kobe two years ago.
"Oh I guess Kobe's last two championships were because he picked up his game right? LOL Or maybe it had nothing to do with the fact he called out his front office publicly and threw his teammates under the bus rofl!! Oh and he tanked the his last games in Boston huh? I didn't know his very last playoff game with the Cavs when he got a line of: 27 Pts, 19 Reb, 10 Ast, 9 To , was considered "tanking". Maybe he should have gone 6 for 24 in his last playoff game like Kobe, he would be the Finals MVP!!! LOL!!!!!"
First off I'm not even talking about Kobe. I could give 2 $&!#$ about him. But how about Lebron's 3-14 no show after his team was at 2-2 in the series. And did you even watch his last game, he played with no sense of urgency never attacked the rim and was resigned to take outside shots, even giving the game to Boston when he waved off Brown when he asking his team to foul. And I love how you completely gloss over his 9 turnovers. But I'm sure you love looking at stats without looking at them in context, it's what you Lebron nuthuggers do.
"I realize you know nothing about basketball, so it's hard to argue with a moron such as yourself. I hate to tell you, but Lebron was in Cleveland for 7 years (not four) so your analogy, just like all your other analogies, mean nothing. How could he "have left by then" if he still would have been on the Cavs with 3 more years to go by your own math ? ROFL!! And I never said Pippen came into the league as an all-timer once Maybe you should learn to read? Oh wait, you are a phony talking about the NBA when you know nothing about it."
Um I hate to tell you after those 4 years with Pippen, Jordan was in the league 6 years at that point with much more postseason experience, and heartbreak than Lebron at this point. No one knew what Jordan had in Pippen until he won a championship. Lebron's been in the league for 7 years, but he's been in the postseason only 5, but you can ignore that like you want to do. I'm not saying Lebron isn't great, I'm not saying he won't eventually be the greatest. But don't try to excuse his behavior as someone who was simply frustrated. Compared to MJ he's no where close the competitor. And where did I ever say that you said Pippen was an all-timer. But there's a difference between being given an HOFer in his prime and one who developed into one while playing with Jordan. Try again. You can name call all you want, but it doesn't cover the fact that your argument is weak.
"Tsiterp83 I realize your understanding of basketball comes from whatever cursory sportscenter episodes you have watched but please, just stop typing lol. It's obvious how ignorant you are, and that would be fine if you didn't try to act like you knew what you were talking about. I just can't continue with people who have proven themselves to be retarded (as you have in this thread) and get indignant about how little they know about the topic when someone calls out their ignorance with facts.
All I read was "blah, blah, blah I have a weak argument so let's stoop to name calling and insults to make it seem like I'm winning."