I am sure toasted will be glad to hear that you refuse to cheat on him.
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I wouldn't even do a tandem jump because he might want to butt **** me.
Miss me with that fag ****.
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Is she into muff diving?
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Girl I used to work with is really into it. She and her boyfriend go basically every week and take selfies holding on to the outside of planes. It’s ****ing crazy
Stop.

I accept your surrender.
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blocked.

It is an adrenaline rush like no other. Loved every second of it.
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Now this is having "serious balls".
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Ngl, that's actually pretty ****in wicked.
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I went sky diving a long time ago, and I'm just fine, thank you.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Oh
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Cool. I guess that's why I was talking about HALO jumping instead of regular old skydiving.
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Most regular jumps have a ceiling of 10,000 feet,above that and breathing equipment and special suits are needed.
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Fuck you and your ventures, blocked.

It's something I've always wanted to do. Going HALO jumping is on my bucket list. I can't imagine anything on Earth being more exhilarating than jumping out of a plane 40,000 feet up, getting to see for thousands of miles, the curvature of the Earth, the stars at their clearest, being so high above the clouds, and plummeting toward the ground at terminal velocity.
What a way to feel alive.
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she was probably too busy updating her tiktok account at the time.

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Me, too. No homo.

He had my heart right then and there!

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That's nothing, a real man jumps out with no chute of any kind, holding a gun, and grabbing on to a fellow sky diver with a chute. Then the guy refuses to open his chute, and you pull the chute cord just in time, potentially injuring your knee in the process.

lol ikr? **** that, %100.
I have an insane phobia of heights, I used to have a somewhat recurring dream where i was sitting on top of a really tall and really thin structure, and there was only enough room to SIT, I could not even cross my legs there was so little room, and in my " dream mind " im thinking tht the second my body gives in and falls asleep, i'm dead. Its ****ing terrifying when it is happening, thank god i aint had that dream for a while now.
I remember the urban legend that if you are falling from a great height while in a dream, you could go into some kind of mental shock or a coma if you do not wake up before hitting the ground.

My uncle used to skydive. He said it is exciting. Ain't NO ****ing way I am doing it. I do not fly if I can help it. Nope. Had a dream I was in a plane that went down. NOOOOOPE.

I simply refuse to believe that the parachutes are %100 going to work as intended every time, afaiac it really is just a gamble with your life, and for what? an adrenaline rush? You know what else gives you a rush? ****ing CRACK COCAINE but it is illegal because of the health risks but **** it, lets just allow people to jump out of a ****ing plane with a pair of Rebel Wilsons underwear right?
****ing world