Would I cook him a meal? No, but I would bash his fat head in with a lead pipe.
"A lot of people say to me get out of my garden" - Stewart Lee

Ofcourse.
He wouldn't give a beep because he's not paying for the food and I'm not one of the people that will in the future run one of his restaurants like in Hell's Kitchen.
I doubt Gordon is the same as on TV.
Also in the F-word he's usually never mean to the cooks, he just gives them helpful tips.

I would, but would tell him beforehand to keep his pie hole shut! Unless he had something nice to say of course. So it would probably be a very quiet meal .. .

Sure. But by the time he is eating in the dining room where I work as a cook he might not remember how to criticize. I cook at a nursing home. Two meals a day, three days a week I serve a meal to 60-70 people, including Elizabeth Taylor. No, not THAT Elizabeth Taylor but Elizabeth Taylor none-the-less. Maybe Mr Ramsay would like Joe's favorite sandwich. peanut butter and bologna! (or ham or salami etc.) My favorite breakfast comment so far: "Eggs? never heard of them."

Kraft Dinner with sliced up weiners in it.

Maybe.

damn straightand a damn good cook too.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.~Frank Zappa

You're brave.
"Or maybe your house blows up next time?" - Frank Lucas

Yeah, that'll show him.
Nah, I'd cook him a 3 course awesome vegetarian meal. I'm almost positive he's never had one of those as he seems to think vegetarians are culinarily deprived.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.~Frank Zappa

Like some people have said, maybe toast. I wouldn't even do cereal, as he'd probably say " Too much milk! How can I enjoy my cereal knowing it's all going ot go soggy!? I hate soggy". I wouldn't even dream of something like Ready Brek "It's to lumpy!" "It's too runny!". Bottom line, probably no.
"Or maybe your house blows up next time?" - Frank Lucas

hell yeah i would. and i'd put something in it that would give him the runs for a week.

This message has been deleted.

I also would be a nervous wreck, but I would prepare him a meal. I would respect his criticisms better if he told me that I shouldn't do "this" and shouldn't do "that" but, instead do "this other" and do "that other" to improve the food and preparation. None of that "it tastes like crap" jazz and just leave me hanging!

HELL NO!! And I am a good cook, too, but not up to his standards, surelyI specialize in comfort food, not exotic cuisine.
Welcome to your everything.

This message has been deleted.

This message has been deleted.

I'm not a chef, I'm not trying to run a restaurant, and I would have no problem making some simple family recipe for him. I totally disagree with people that are saying he's never had anything other than criticism for any of the food he tasted on his shows (I mostly watch Kitchen Nightmares, but I've caught a few episodes of his other shows as well). I remember the episode with Mama Cheri's Soul Shack - he loved the food, he cleared the plate! He criticized the business side of things but he absolutely complimented the food where a compliment was due.

Ramsay appreciates an honest heart and as long as I don't put on airs and cook a family recipe for him,no, I wouldn't have a problem at all. He loves Indian food but he's never tried Bengali family specialties. Labra,lucchi,dry kitchri, papad,egg omelette with chilis and onions, eggplant beguni, and sandesh. Come for dinner Gordon.

Honestly, I don't know. I would be afraid of the negative remarks about my food.

Hell no. I'd crack open a can of ravioli's and let him have it. He can criticize Chef Boyarde all he wants.
"I'm your huckleberry."-
Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in
Tombstone

Sure I would. And I'm vegetarian.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.~Frank Zappa

Yes, I would. I can't even cook toast, but I'd give it a whirl and then just lie back and drool while he yelled at me mmm

This message has been deleted.

That would be a nerve-wracking experience! Yes, I would, just to see what he could tell me (constructive crit.) but I'd prob. need to sit down afterwards. For a really really long time.