You've discovered my secret! I can't read.

Why would you ever use any product without first reading every piece of information printed on the packaging? Weirdo.
Keep on smiling!

And then you use the cardboard tube like a snorkel.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Good idea!

Here is another trick…
If you are ever in a jam, say in an underwater shark cage that the bad guys have put you in to drown you, you can rip out the sharp edge and saw through the bars.
Which is why I always be sure to carry a box of alum. foil with me wherever I go.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

You're not an idiot, it's not something you would notice, someone would have to mention it
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I should live in Oregon where there are only full-service gas stations
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Another epiphany for you: cars usually have the gas door on the right, and trucks and SUVs on the left side.

Yeah I only learned that one a couple of years ago myself lol

Nice! I didn't know that either!
Here's another one
100% Belgian. Devout Christian. 3rd place winner of Ghent Knitting Championship '87. Ms Brugge Wet T-shirt 2009