Imagine Millard standing in front of his window. He lets his gown fall to the floor and reveals his ample breasts.

My password is password

He keeps us posted on all the events of his daily life.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

What are you handy at?
My password is password

Hey just like that vampire from the Amazon who could temporarily blind people in one of the Twilight movies. Weirrrrrd…

Fuck off with these nonsense posts, retard.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

by DrakeStraw April 27, 2022 05:11 PM
Member since March 30, 2017
I still haven't figured out how the
set off that alarm. I tried the next day and was unable to get a reaction. The
didn't have access to the space where it always works. He just passed by and set it off. Maybe he's as smart as Toonces!
Oooooook, well aware it was friendly meant.
Just somewhat annoyed for different reasons.
Cats aren't idiots who allegedly drive a car with funny music. ☻
They observe YOU very well.
Next round…we'll see who wins.
Pretty sure you can outplay them or him or her.
For this you'll need to understand him/her/it.
Most easily would be to get him/her/it and throw him/her/it into water.
Never would come back again, promised.
Too easy?
Well, then go ahead.
Cats don't play fair either.
Most funny and most sneaky animals ever met.
For that I love them.

I still haven't figured out how the
set off that alarm. I tried the next day and was unable to get a reaction. The
didn't have access to the space where it always works. He just passed by and set it off. Maybe he's as smart as Toonces!
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by DrakeStraw April 26, 2022 05:02 PM
Member since March 30, 2017
My motion detector was tested just before 3am last night…by a cat!
I have yet to install the second one I bought.
I seriously need to reconsider the orientation.
The cat will "reconsider the orientation" also.
Sorry, should motivate instead of demoralise you.
But have the gut feeling of an upcoming detector-contest.
Hahaha.

My motion detector was tested just before 3am last night…by a cat! I have yet to install the second one I bought. I seriously need to reconsider the orientation.
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The detectors for spring guns are pretty good.
If you want a good alarm get a small poodle.
If you want simultaneously a good protection get a german shepherd, better two.
Just saying…and yes, just kidding also.

The motion detector I finally bought claims to be highly sensitive. My objective is to detect people and ignore cats. I'll see if I can tweak it just right.
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by DrakeStraw April 22, 2022 01:54 AM
Member since March 30, 2017
When I was looking for motion detectors, I found this review:
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Best Cat Doorbell!
Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2021
Pattern Name: 1Receiver +1SensorVerified Purchase
I sat this motion detector.next to.my door on the step. My cat always comes there and then scratches the door frame and weatherstripping when she wants to get in. She is tearing up the door. Well no more. This alarm tells me when she is there by singing plus the color changing alert on the receiver is just another indication. For the little.money it costs, this is a great device that acts as a cat doorbell. Hopefully in the near future, I can fix my door and my cat will have no reason to claw it again.
Sorry, that made my day…hahahaha.
Now I know what NEVER will be installed at my place.
The terror-tomcat would use that damned bell a zillion times in an hour!
Everybody here learnt very fast neither to use the curtains for Tarzan-swinging nor the sofa for claw-manicure.
A friendly Meow is enough to open the door.
Ok ok, every now and then they need a hissing or a
Speech to the Folk
.

When I was looking for motion detectors, I found
this review
:
️️️️️
Best Cat Doorbell!
Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2021
Pattern Name: 1Receiver +1SensorVerified Purchase
I sat this motion detector.next to.my door on the step. My cat always comes there and then scratches the door frame and weatherstripping when she wants to get in. She is tearing up the door. Well no more. This alarm tells me when she is there by singing plus the color changing alert on the receiver is just another indication. For the little.money it costs, this is a great device that acts as a cat doorbell. Hopefully in the near future, I can fix my door and my cat will have no reason to claw it again.
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What city would that be?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

I knew the city, but not the precise location in the city. Close enough?
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I am shocked, SHOCKED, that as a Chopin devotee, you don't know where his heart is buried! However, your idea to make a trivia question is
brilliant!
I will do that. Thanks.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

…do you know where Chopin's heart is buried?
Not sure, but there's an idea for a quiz.
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Good choices. BTW, do you know where Chopin's heart is buried?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Now I'm curious for the answer.

Mozart and Chopin are my favs.
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MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Realised what you try to.
Austria claims Mozart (german father, austrian mother, born in Austria…they're right)
But they don't want Hitler back.

Beethoven and Mozart are the two greatest composers who ever lived imho.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Funny! ☻
I'm red-blonde, anyhow much darker.
As the stray dog at the corner.
As most Germans are.
Light german Blondes are seldom and mostly dyed.
For that very reason immigrants like to dye their hair to blonde.
But they (outside world) still like to see us (Germans) as a Wagner-Opera.
Wagner made good music and was a character-asshole.
Anyhow, never really liked Wagner's music…too bombastic.
We had better ones.