Gabe1972 — 11 years ago(December 26, 2014 05:47 PM)

With regard to acting ability, the apple definitely fell VERY far from the tree. Actually, though, now that I think about it, it's more like as the apple fell, it turned into a lemon, was caught in a tornado, was carried a few miles, then fell into flood swollen river, which carried it another 47 miles, before it was finally deposited in the Pacific, where it rode a pile of plastic to somewhere in the middle of the ocean, then fell off of the plastic and sank, which makes me wonder why, as lemons normally float. Perhaps it wasn't even a very good lemon.
The plural of mouse is mice. The plural of goose is geese. Why is the plural of moose not meese?