You'll never believe this but I just saw Evan Goldberg in Pittsburgh all by his lonesome self today. Apparently he was supposed to be chauffeuring the one and only Seth 'Bush to Bush' Rogen around the greater Pittsburgh area. He was getting out of his car at the Cheesecake Factory to pick up what else but some delectable cheesecake. From my incognitos vantage point I noted Mr. Rogen appeared distraught and irritated that he had to be showboated around by some lousy man claiming to be a Canadian. However, all was well once the Rogenator's oral agenda was pleased. Evan watched sheepishly as Seth manhandled the pastry. It was quite obvious that Evan wished he were the tasty morsel in Seth's mouth. It was so Engagingly Evan. What else is ENGAGINGLY EVAN?

I saw him steal a rack of lamb. But I didn't rat him out b/c hes Goldberg.

I saw him at a buffet, too. Eating four lobster tails.

You're not going to believe this, but I saw h16d0im at a buffet recently.