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Piney — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 07:55 AM)

I woke up, unemployed, at around 2pm, nude aside from one single black sock on my left foot with big hole exposing my big toe. I put the kettle on and blasted Oasis's
Dont Look Back In Anger
on the boom box while aggressively air guitaring my way around my living room until about 5pm. Then it was off to the local boozer to get rejected by 3 fat birds with one of them throwing a drink in my face ( bacardi and coke ) then on the way home i spent money on an XXL Donner Kebab that even the guy behind the counter knows I wont finnish, then when I got home i finally put some cloths on, a few more hours of aggressively air guitar, a few hail marys to the queen, hung out my window shouting drunken insults at passing muslims, then passed out in bed, crying, Listening to the streets
Dry your eyes mate
.
All without brushing my teeth
I regret nothing.
ahhhhh, Britishness!

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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errr…how do I pronounce your screen name?

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I'm dying

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155178https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155178Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had the most English day yesterday on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:15 GMT]]>Piney — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 10:13 AM)

No, the 3 fat birds were very real, I even remember the names.
Sandra
Peggy
and Umph
Yeah she was so fat that her parents didnt even give her a proper name, just a heavy sounding word.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155177https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155177Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had the most English day yesterday on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:15 GMT]]>Dazed — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 10:04 AM)

Gotcha!
And the 3 fat birds were really pigeons.
The kebab was an old Amazon packet stuffed with junk mail.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155176https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155176Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had the most English day yesterday on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:15 GMT]]>Piney — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 09:43 AM)

Oi, slag, one mans dilapidated shed on an abandoned allotment with half a can of lighter fluid inside is another mans pub, you got that?

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155175https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155175Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had the most English day yesterday on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:14 GMT]]>Dazed — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 09:39 AM)

Aren't the pubs shut?
You know lockdown?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155174https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155174Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had the most English day yesterday on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:14 GMT]]>Piney — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 09:01 AM)

Did somebody say
moar British?

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155173https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155173Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had the most English day yesterday on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:14 GMT]]>Piney — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 08:47 AM)

Who needs football when you can walk into the toughest boozer on the estate while naked and start chatting up the local thugs fat ugly wifes eh?

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155172https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/155172Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I had the most English day yesterday on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 09:28:14 GMT]]>Jaja — 5 years ago(January 08, 2021 08:10 AM)

Ah! No proper pub fights today? I guess no football matches were on.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

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