I'm a straight woman and I have no shame in saying another woman is fine as hell or even saying I wanna touch some tits. I don't actually want a sexual experience with that woman but I'll acknowledge she's hot. And no, she's not gay, she's in a relationship with Jordan Peele. For a while now.

Yeah, because everything comedians say is meant to be taken seriously.
Though, I'm sure you've never made a clever or funny comment in your life, I recommend first learning how to breathe while walking, without having to take a step,then stop and breathe, another step, breathe, step, breathe, etc
Once you get that down, take a walk to the nearest high rise complex, ride the elevator to the roof (remembering to breathe), and b68take a running jump off the ledge.

Just like Rosie O'Donnell always voiced her crush on Tom Cruise to the audience? Of course Rosie was full of it, where as this is a different situation.
I just had to point out your weak ass argument.
Then again, nobody likes you, and almost everyone wishes you'd just dig a hole and die in it.

I read elsewhere that she "like sweet romantic guys" guys being the operative word here.

Not to be taken as serious, factual research, but there is an attempt at publicly linking Peele and Peretti, at least
https://www.dishnation.com/andy-samberg-played-cupid-for-funnyman-jord an-peele-and-his-childhood-friend-and-brooklyn-nine-nine-co-star-chels ea-peretti/
All Art is pretense.

Isn't she hooked up with Jordan Peele?
All Art is pretense.

I hope not! I think she is hot.

I think you mean "Too bad". That's OK. Most people who post on here can't spell or punctuate properly. Typical of today.