You should probably see more newspaper articles to try and get more comparables
Ding Dong
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LivingDeadBoy️

I read the daily mail for the comments section.
Fidelio♟️

Are you saying the left are more cultured?

I hate the guardian but it's good for music and film sometimes
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The Guardian. I knew you were a closet leftie.

I think I'll have the time of my life still
I'm not going to make the same mistake I made the one time I saw the stone roses where I was so wasted I couldn't remember a single thing
A few beers to get a buzz and not go mental I what I should strive for!
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I saw acdc 2 months ago. While it was a very good show, they omitted several songs from the set list, and I think it was wrong

Next month I'm seeing Oasis for the second time and AC/DC for the first. Will it be normal if my whap my cock out and have a good Tommy tank as I'm watching both?
What a ****ing time to be alive
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I hear fugazi has a great online therapist.
Stop.

Kirk? We were close once but I'm doing better now
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Your wife left you for me.
Stop.

Sweetie let's be real: I would crush you Ivan Drago style and the only reason you exist out here is because of me.
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Me too. It’s funny, you’re posting now that I’ve started posting again. I must make you feel safe, you weird little creep
Stop.

This is the first time I've logged on in a month
It just took you 15 years to get to that point. You can be so proud of yourself!

I'm going with one of my good pals.
You daein' awrite there wee man aye?
This is the first time I've logged on in a month and you still seem to be on here 24/7 instantly replying to all my posts
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Wow I can’t wait. Are you going alone? Lucky you. I’d have to take one of the many women in my life.
Stop.

I've got my ticket - £337 and it will be worth every penny.
The greatest band of all time, quite effortlessly
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Oh boy. Exciting
Stop.

Before my heart starts to buuuuurn ️
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