Pseudoephedrine — 15 years ago(March 10, 2011 11:04 AM)

You just don't have the chops to act.
Before you lose your looks (and it will happen), find some guy who has money,
get knocked up and start cranking out babies. That's the only way you'll
guarantee a source of incomebecause as an actress you simply can't pull it
off on screenand as a wife, I doubt you'll be able to fake the orgasms needed
to maintain a happy marriage.
Your husband will see right through your bad performances, he'll divorce you.
So I have only three words: Alimony/Child-Support