Two cannibals are devouring Amy Schumer's corpse.
The first cannibal remarks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other cannibal replies, "Nope."
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Handler was actually pretty funny bef1c84ore she turned so bitter.
I think Handler was always bitter, she just didn't show it. She only got her talk show because she was the girlfriend of one of the big E! executives. However after some success on the show, she kicked him to the curb and even tried to branch out in Network TV. It didn't go over so well for her there though.
I just don't get how Schumer has gotten this far.
A lot of it has to do with timing. Amy's a bigger girl who is in the spotlight in the moment. She was riding the liberal girl power wave for a little while too, but that's starting to come crashing down.
Fortunately for her, her movie Train Wreck was a hit and she signed several contracts before all of antics caught up with her.

Wow. I'm sure no other female comedian thought of cheap sex jokes and making fun of the opposite sex ever before. Real genius she is. Just recycling what every other average comedian has been doing at stand up bars for years.
Before her talk show, Chelsea Handler actually did that shtick much better and funnier. Handler was actually pretty funny before she turned so bitter.
I just don't get how Schumer has gotten this far. I listened to her act for 5 minutes and was bored to death. But, then I felt the same about Dane Cook who I never understood but sells millions.
That's the bad thing about too many comediennes. 90% are either bitter or it's always the "I'm a tramp who has lots of sex" gags which are lame.

And also:
"Men are gross. Women rock"
"I can have lots of sex. Oh and I get drunk a lot too"
Wow. I'm sure no other female comedian thought of cheap sex jokes and making fun of the opposite sex ever before. Real genius she is. Just recycling what every other average comedian has been doing at stand up bars for years.

It's like being stabbed once vs being stabbed twice.

I agree wih you, OP. She is still better than Lena Dunham though.

This thread title just sums her up perfectly.

Too good of a post to let die

And she's at it again.
"No, Liberals, Amy Schumer Is Not Edgy For Talking About Her Vagina Again. Shes A Boring, Walking Clich."
http://www.dailywire.com/news/9285/no-liberals-amy-schumer-not-edgy-talking-about-her-amanda-prestigiacomo

This thread is great! Vulgarity is not comedy. A trashy woman for a trashy society.

I liked some of her interviewsshes witty for sure
And she became voice of feminism very fastand with that pushing a social commentary into her jokes and showplus being very hypocritical and offended even though shes a comedian
I cant stand her anymore

Thank you. Wendi is actually talented, beautiful and111c under-rated. This thing is just gross.

This thread is funnier than she ever was.

this is one of the funniest threads if come across

She brags almost constantly about how she can "get dick" any time she wants
Big deal. Almost any girl can say that.

I think she's just a big fat narcissist who is so in love with her own reflection
So I guess you can say she carries a few Miss Piggy traits.

It is a funny thread, I'm just surprised how infrequently her joke thievery is mentioned when weighing her worth as a comedian. Who cares if she's fat, slutty or foul-mouthed. Nothing wrong with those angles of comedy, though she does lean too heavily (
gnash
) on them. The real issue is she violates the first law of stand up: Don't Steal Material
buzzfeed: Heres All The Evidence Of Amy Schumer Stealing Jokes
https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/people-think-amy-schumer-stole-jokes

Very well put.

She brags almost constantly about how she can "get dick" any time she wants, but I think she's just a big fat narcissist who is so in love with her own reflection that she can't tell the difference between an actual dick and one of her dildos.
What diversity used to mean: Diversity
What diversity now means: Fewer white people

I don't think so either - she has an extremely limited bag of tricks. And what's with her misguided notion of promoting herself as some kind of 'sex symbol'? Deal with it, Amy.you never were, you are not, and you never will be a bombshell. And if you're such a liberated woman, why is being seen as being sexually desirable so important to you? Plenty of funny women have not been universally erotic (Martha Raye, Fanny Brice, Joan Davis, Imogene Coca to name but four) but they had the good judgement not to throw their tits in everyone's face.
I can't imagine the lady ending up in the sack with anyone like John Cena unless they were being paid to do so - and even then, she had the good sense to let him do the undressing while she remained covered.

She is not funny in the least.