Gross-ass porker who I wouldn't **** with another guy's dick.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

She's hot. If I could I would do her. I mean she's funny. She has a nice woman's body. She's cute. She's my type of chick actually.

• Not funny
• Not that talented (have seen WAY better female comedians at comedy clubs)
• Arrogant
• Looks wise, pretty average woman. But it really doesn't matter, she doesn't seem attractive as a person either way.
  She's a mediocre comedian who takes herself way too damn seriously with her pseudo-political garbage. Margaret Cho is another one of those.

I try never to think of "her." Especially if I've just eaten.
My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance of morons that needs work.

It'd be like f@cking a Cabbage Patch Kid.

Not hot. No talent. Very annoying.

After seeing some of her standup comedy I came to the conclusion that she's gross. Half of her act had to do with being a drunken slob and a slut. That kind of stuff just isn't that funny and makes her look like trailer trash.

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I really do think she is soooo hot. i'd much rather get with her than megan fox or mila kunis!!

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SO IS SO FUC*IN SEXY. I LOVE HER WITH HER WEIGHT GAINIT TURNS ME ON!

She looks like the human equivalent of Miss Piggy.
A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.

She's an un-funny piggy.

Any sex with Amy would require two paper bags: One for her face and one I can vomit into if it tears off.

I'd bang her then leave

I would bang her everyday in public. I'd even marry her. You can tell she is a sexpert.
She also doesn't take pictures with fans anymore because the last time she did with a 16 year old and he posted it on Twitter saying they had sex and they didn't so that turned her off to taking fan pictures. It was on entertainment tonight a year ago

I find her personality, mind, and politics disgusting.
But just looks wise? I think she's fine.
She seems very insecure about her looks, which is why I think she overcompensates with all the bluster.

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Is that really confirmed?
If she was itchy and had to scratch with a rock th5b4at kind of indicates a problem.

At least J-Law is genuinely attractive, AND has spectacular anal hygiene to boot!

Of course Amy thinks that she ate the chips!!!
Jennifer hopefully will start to fade away soon. Her younger fanbase is starting to get annoyed with her antics, as evidenced via social media. To top it off, her next film is set to flop. (When not part of an ensemble or a franchise, she has a poor track record at the5b4 box office).
Both are essentially a "product" of the times, but the good news, times are changing!

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Seems like you'd never have to worry about what to say around her, since she's constantly talking and trying to validate her self worth.
Overall I bet she'd be fun, but supposedly she is very rude to fans and will not take pictures with them when asked. There used to be a poster who was really support of her, and would bash anyone on the Trainwreck board who said anything bad.
Then they actually met her, at the beach, and became very upset when she would not post for a picture. That poster pretty much disappeared after that. Guess they learned that Amy just wasn't as nice as she pretends to be about her fans.
Amazing what a little bit of fame will do to people.1c84

She's about a 4 with or without any extra pounds.