mlspaur — 9 years ago(January 11, 2017 04:56 AM)

Well, Trump got elected, so I guess you'll be leaving the country like you said you would. Five months ago, so many of you annoying, pompous Hollywood idiots jumped up on your soapbox announcing that you'd be heading to some foreign land if that monster, Donald Trump became president. Back then, it was so easy to make that solemn oath because Hillary and first lady Bill were a slam dunk to be the new Oval Office residents. And after the Clintons took power, you saw yourself gliding through your celebrity parties telling all of your vapid friends, "I wasn't kidding back then. If Trump got elected, I was out of here." And the pats on your back would have gone on for at least four years. But, bad news, girlfriend. The "monster" is in the House. So, I assume you already have a first class ticket to wherever the hell you're going. Just to show you that I don't hold a grudge, I'd be more than happy to give you a ride to the airport. And you can tell your buddies:
Miley Cyrus
Chloe Sevigny
Whoopi Goldberg
Keegan-Michael Key
Raven-Symone
Lena Dunham
Barbra Streisand
Neve Campbell
George Lopez
Chelsea Handler
Cher
Jon Stewart
Samuel L. Jackson
Eddie Griffin
Amber Rose
and Spike Lee that the free ride offer extends to them, too.
Bon voyage.