I KNOW RIGHT!
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What an asshole
come here

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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LOL! You have a knack for parody, Forky.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

You're making a good name for yourself kid, but don't blow it! Star wars has nothing on me dammit! That last movie was cornier than my mid afternoon dump!

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Oy! Quick like pokey used to be. Speaking of which, do you know that that plug nag forwarded his meals on wheels bill to my place down here in Boca Raton? The nerve of that glue stick!

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Like the Just For Men spokesman said…comedy gold bubbala!

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Comedy Gold right here

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What is Forky? Listen to this putz! I'll tell you what a Forky is. He's the next big thing Mr. Wiseacre, that's who he is. I'mGumbyDammit! I know talent and this kid's got it in spades! But what would you know? Life for you is just Myspace and Backstreet boys. When I was your age Myspace was the little apartment I rented on the south side so's I could bang broads without my wife finding out. Your generation is soft I tell you! Bah…

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Right
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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The **** is "forky"?!?
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

THANKS!
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You don't, you look Forky too or maybe Forky ate

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Mazel tov!

YUP!
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To hell with them Forky. You got talent kid, unlike these dried out matzah balls. You know… we're about to put that old sway back nag, Pokey, out to pasture. We could use a smart cookie like you to take the reigns.
You are Jewish…right?