Nah I bet it’s KFC

Wheit pigg!

No dumbass, it's Nandos.

Is that a piece of cajun chicken?

Wheit pigg!

Stop fighting it. Admit you have a problem and get help.

Hey….do you want to hear a joke? …You

Wheit pigg!

You're a very sad, lonely, disturbed individual and that's not funny at all, it's sad. Look Kirk, I'm not expecting a funny comeback. GET FUCKING HELP!

Eat my mud vain you white pigg

Wheit pigg!

You need counseling, freak!

Wheit pigg!

Don't worry about him, dearie. He's nuts!!!

You don't need to get so angry about it, it's only a Nandos.
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Nobody cares about your self centeredness ,grow the **** up.
Ho Ho Ho

It's not my drink of choice, I prefer rose or Budwiser if we get a crate.
Somebody down the road bought us these because we let them have the around 30 garden slabs which we pulled up whilst doing the garden.
Jokes on them, we were gonna be stuck with them since we had no way of getting rid - so they actually did us a favour
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Isn’t Carling what poor people in England drink?
White wives matter

I wish I could take credit, but no they're Nandos own
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

This a a Ryan thread, you dumb fcking coont.
It's all rainbows and Unicorn sh!t.
I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

What a naughty boy!
Now get the cunting **** out of here. Men are talking
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Yes, and the same Marky dude who Nettie has sent many nudes to as well, what's your point?
I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

Are you the marky dude that sent his erect penis to Nettie?
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Yeah, you're right. I meant window, not screen. Thanks for pointing that out.
I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

Shouldn’t you be licking windows instead? That’s the sort of thing lemonhead seemed to be into tbh!
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Oh **** sorrryyyyyyy haha
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

I was on my way to picking up lunch when I typed that and ended up going through a drive thru just for some friezzz
come here

"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

I think we are all practically licking our screens here…
I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."